George “Fart” Lamp
@avorda.bsky.social
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George “Fart” Lamp
@avorda.bsky.social
· Nov 14
The “fart” in my name stands for the newly found warmth in my pants
Google, how to get unstucky. I can’t get unstucky Google. Send help please.
January 11, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Google, how to get unstucky. I can’t get unstucky Google. Send help please.
I’m getting sticky. Someone send the unstickinator
January 11, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I’m getting sticky. Someone send the unstickinator
3024 is just 2 days away!!! Commit crimes!!!
December 29, 2024 at 4:04 PM
3024 is just 2 days away!!! Commit crimes!!!
I just spirited of Christmas in my pants
December 22, 2024 at 12:45 AM
I just spirited of Christmas in my pants
At least ze head iz bigger zhan ze body
December 13, 2024 at 4:22 AM
At least ze head iz bigger zhan ze body
You wish ze head waz zmaller? Ha! You wish
December 13, 2024 at 4:16 AM
You wish ze head waz zmaller? Ha! You wish
welcome to ze big head reveal
December 13, 2024 at 4:13 AM
welcome to ze big head reveal
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fuck it. naming my first child circumference
December 13, 2024 at 2:06 AM
fuck it. naming my first child circumference
Sorry about my last tweet. I was eating a Wendy’s Dave’s Double while saving a bunch of kittens from a burning building. Ladies hit me up
December 7, 2024 at 3:45 AM
Sorry about my last tweet. I was eating a Wendy’s Dave’s Double while saving a bunch of kittens from a burning building. Ladies hit me up
The difference between woopeer and biged macd is you woppq in the Mac and big out the erb. You fele mw?
December 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
The difference between woopeer and biged macd is you woppq in the Mac and big out the erb. You fele mw?
If only my name wasn’t George. I would have bitches instead of men hounding me.
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 PM
If only my name wasn’t George. I would have bitches instead of men hounding me.
Listen here you fuck! I’m the one with the right opinion! Not you! ME!!
November 23, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Listen here you fuck! I’m the one with the right opinion! Not you! ME!!
I think that it would be cool if I was elderly and I could infect people with the old by biting them
November 23, 2024 at 12:21 AM
I think that it would be cool if I was elderly and I could infect people with the old by biting them
Everyone around me is tiny. I’m massive. You wouldn’t believe it
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Everyone around me is tiny. I’m massive. You wouldn’t believe it
Hey! Put up your dukes you piece of shit! Fight me for that crystal burger man!
November 21, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Hey! Put up your dukes you piece of shit! Fight me for that crystal burger man!
People don’t understand that I’m the current day visionary that was foretold in the math equations. The apples? They were mine
November 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
People don’t understand that I’m the current day visionary that was foretold in the math equations. The apples? They were mine
I’m farting all day today to make up for my future missed farts. All right. Here it all comes
November 20, 2024 at 5:04 AM
I’m farting all day today to make up for my future missed farts. All right. Here it all comes
Were there any good Greek philosophers besides Einstein?
November 20, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Were there any good Greek philosophers besides Einstein?
@bottomsof.bsky.social why am I not mentioned yet?
November 20, 2024 at 12:09 AM
@bottomsof.bsky.social why am I not mentioned yet?
Tried to make cake but accidentally put nefarious liquid in it
November 19, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Tried to make cake but accidentally put nefarious liquid in it
Hey *belches* thinkin about you
November 19, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Hey *belches* thinkin about you
I’m sorry that you are dumb and fucked up but I hope we can get past our differences.
November 19, 2024 at 3:00 AM
I’m sorry that you are dumb and fucked up but I hope we can get past our differences.
I need to be shown where all the hot gay men are. They are both hot and gay and I like hot and gay
November 18, 2024 at 5:42 PM
I need to be shown where all the hot gay men are. They are both hot and gay and I like hot and gay