agatha crispie
@avramescu.bsky.social
named "an exhausting nightmare" by TIME magazine
Super Mario airship-ass cloud
December 30, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Super Mario airship-ass cloud
shut down all the music schools until we can properly investigate this
December 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
shut down all the music schools until we can properly investigate this
[it's not a, it's b], [em dash], [three item list] without really saying anything
December 28, 2025 at 5:53 AM
[it's not a, it's b], [em dash], [three item list] without really saying anything
We could all be eating sweet popcorn like the Germans.
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
We could all be eating sweet popcorn like the Germans.
Back room of Bed Bath and Beyond, I'm guessing?
December 16, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Back room of Bed Bath and Beyond, I'm guessing?
They might be psycho killers but tonight I really don't care
So I say turn up the music, take me home, or take me anywhere
🎶 BRASS CRAB 🎶
So I say turn up the music, take me home, or take me anywhere
🎶 BRASS CRAB 🎶
December 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
They might be psycho killers but tonight I really don't care
So I say turn up the music, take me home, or take me anywhere
🎶 BRASS CRAB 🎶
So I say turn up the music, take me home, or take me anywhere
🎶 BRASS CRAB 🎶
[syn•co•pat•ed e•le•phant]
December 13, 2025 at 4:03 AM
[syn•co•pat•ed e•le•phant]
thanks, carcinized capitalism
December 9, 2025 at 7:13 AM
thanks, carcinized capitalism
And as Fishboy famously taught us, an onomatopoeia is a zip bang boom
December 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And as Fishboy famously taught us, an onomatopoeia is a zip bang boom
Currently hopesurfing
November 5, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Currently hopesurfing