T. Wade
@awadewjamandbread.bsky.social
🦋 Comedian | Writer | Improviser | Actor
🐉 DM for actual play podcast 1PDnD
🐙 Too handsome for masculinity
🐉 DM for actual play podcast 1PDnD
🐙 Too handsome for masculinity
Call me Icarus the way I am getting covered in wax too close to this guy's son
June 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Call me Icarus the way I am getting covered in wax too close to this guy's son
My dad's wife is accusing of him assault so I guess it's a big day all around for men I detest being violent in the ways I expect them to be.
June 22, 2025 at 6:40 AM
My dad's wife is accusing of him assault so I guess it's a big day all around for men I detest being violent in the ways I expect them to be.
Honestly, it's homophobic to have this many straight weddings this month
June 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Honestly, it's homophobic to have this many straight weddings this month
Coffee's going extinct, what other hot bean water should I start getting into?
June 18, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Coffee's going extinct, what other hot bean water should I start getting into?
*Sonic the Hedgehog voice*
Gotta eat ass!
Gotta eat ass!
June 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
*Sonic the Hedgehog voice*
Gotta eat ass!
Gotta eat ass!
Non-alcoholic beers are so versatile.
You can have them NA time.
You can have them NA time.
June 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Non-alcoholic beers are so versatile.
You can have them NA time.
You can have them NA time.
Kiesza's "Hideaway" video is the queer version of Aragorn breaking his toe on the helmet
June 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Kiesza's "Hideaway" video is the queer version of Aragorn breaking his toe on the helmet
Wes Anderson movies are The Avengers for people who like the cello.
June 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Wes Anderson movies are The Avengers for people who like the cello.
Back on the apps, entrees in the rear
June 7, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Back on the apps, entrees in the rear
No friendship survives contact with the living together
June 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
No friendship survives contact with the living together
Shout out to all the men buying the same present three times for their three kids' three moms.
May 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Shout out to all the men buying the same present three times for their three kids' three moms.
The worst part if going bald is knowing I'll never get ratatouilled.
May 8, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The worst part if going bald is knowing I'll never get ratatouilled.
Working 3 part-time shifts at 3 different restaurants 2 afford 2 live.
Happy May Day
Happy May Day
May 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Working 3 part-time shifts at 3 different restaurants 2 afford 2 live.
Happy May Day
Happy May Day
Sinners was a gorgeous love letter to the Blues, Black spaces, and Michael B Jordan's arms
April 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Sinners was a gorgeous love letter to the Blues, Black spaces, and Michael B Jordan's arms
🎶Gimme the deets boys, and free my soul, I wanna know who's on the grassy knoll🎶
April 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
🎶Gimme the deets boys, and free my soul, I wanna know who's on the grassy knoll🎶
Shaq embracing Trump does mean I will actually be scared for Shaqtober this year
April 13, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Shaq embracing Trump does mean I will actually be scared for Shaqtober this year
If he has ed how hardy could he be?
April 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
If he has ed how hardy could he be?
The lesson is boys need to do their dishes.
April 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The lesson is boys need to do their dishes.
I want a pushed pork sandwich
April 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I want a pushed pork sandwich
We should known JK was a bigot when Tonks was changing her nose at dinner instead of going full futa on whichever Weasley she was into or whatever
April 6, 2025 at 7:22 AM
We should known JK was a bigot when Tonks was changing her nose at dinner instead of going full futa on whichever Weasley she was into or whatever
i love giving tariffs, no reciprocation needed, i'm just all about giving 10% Try 110% try 125% this is my purpose i'm just a little tariff piggy let me worship those tariffs
April 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i love giving tariffs, no reciprocation needed, i'm just all about giving 10% Try 110% try 125% this is my purpose i'm just a little tariff piggy let me worship those tariffs
Of course you were feelin' good, Michael Buble: you're a white man. That's not the point of the song.
April 1, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Of course you were feelin' good, Michael Buble: you're a white man. That's not the point of the song.
Espresso martinis are just Gen Z vodka red bull
March 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Espresso martinis are just Gen Z vodka red bull
Opening a dental practice and calling it The Oral Fix Station
March 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Opening a dental practice and calling it The Oral Fix Station
I'm not a Libra rising, I am this:
March 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I'm not a Libra rising, I am this: