— 𝑻𝒉𝒆 ( 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 ) .
@awakenedcomedian.bsky.social
𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚖𝚎! 𝙸 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚒-𝚏𝚒!
Pinned
Park ranger.
The tree's make for a good audience these days.
....maybe they'll laugh, too.
The tree's make for a good audience these days.
....maybe they'll laugh, too.
In which of these jobs would your muse be the most comfortable?
— Police Officer
— Paramedic
— Firefighter
— Park Ranger
— Coastguard
— Social Worker
— Police Officer
— Paramedic
— Firefighter
— Park Ranger
— Coastguard
— Social Worker
January 23, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Park ranger.
The tree's make for a good audience these days.
....maybe they'll laugh, too.
The tree's make for a good audience these days.
....maybe they'll laugh, too.
"Oh, come on. Not ONE laugh? Jeez."
January 21, 2026 at 7:34 PM
"Oh, come on. Not ONE laugh? Jeez."
"Ya gotta rate me. On a scale to one to funny... how funny am I? Don't hold back. Lay it on me."
January 21, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"Ya gotta rate me. On a scale to one to funny... how funny am I? Don't hold back. Lay it on me."
"There's no way in hell I'll find another partner. And the singles league is far too saturated.
....Damn, I'm funny if I start thinking like that."
....Damn, I'm funny if I start thinking like that."
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
"There's no way in hell I'll find another partner. And the singles league is far too saturated.
....Damn, I'm funny if I start thinking like that."
....Damn, I'm funny if I start thinking like that."
"At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years."
January 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
"At the job interview, they asked me, “Where do you see yourself in five years?” I told him, “I think we’ll still be using mirrors in five years."
"I never did see that, uh... kentucky fried chicken guy again. Strange."
January 16, 2026 at 7:44 PM
"I never did see that, uh... kentucky fried chicken guy again. Strange."
"Hey, you have to tell me if you're being genuine when you're laughing. I can't have anyone faking it for my feelings.
If I'm not making you belt your lungs out laughing, then it's not good enough!"
If I'm not making you belt your lungs out laughing, then it's not good enough!"
January 15, 2026 at 4:37 AM
"Hey, you have to tell me if you're being genuine when you're laughing. I can't have anyone faking it for my feelings.
If I'm not making you belt your lungs out laughing, then it's not good enough!"
If I'm not making you belt your lungs out laughing, then it's not good enough!"
Reposted by — 𝑻𝒉𝒆 ( 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 ) .
Reposted by — 𝑻𝒉𝒆 ( 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 ) .
✦ ᴀᴜ Gᴏᴊᴏ Sᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ.
✦ Oᴘᴇɴ Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ ( 𝟐𝟏+ )
✦ sғᴡ & ɴsғᴡ.
✦ LGBT+ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ.
✦ Mɪɴᴏʀs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ.
#MVRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #JJKRP
✦ Oᴘᴇɴ Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ ( 𝟐𝟏+ )
✦ sғᴡ & ɴsғᴡ.
✦ LGBT+ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ.
✦ Mɪɴᴏʀs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ.
#MVRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #JJKRP
July 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
✦ ᴀᴜ Gᴏᴊᴏ Sᴀᴛᴏʀᴜ.
✦ Oᴘᴇɴ Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ ( 𝟐𝟏+ )
✦ sғᴡ & ɴsғᴡ.
✦ LGBT+ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ.
✦ Mɪɴᴏʀs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ.
#MVRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #JJKRP
✦ Oᴘᴇɴ Wʀɪᴛᴇʀ ( 𝟐𝟏+ )
✦ sғᴡ & ɴsғᴡ.
✦ LGBT+ Fʀɪᴇɴᴅʟʏ.
✦ Mɪɴᴏʀs ᴅᴏ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴀᴄᴛ.
#MVRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #JJKRP
"Youngsters these days don't appreciate real knee-slappers...
Hrrm-
'Hey, my doctor recently told me that I was going deaf... The news was hard for me to hear!'
Hahaha! I've been holding onto— huh? Hello? I can't hear anything. Hello...? Huh, weird."
Hrrm-
'Hey, my doctor recently told me that I was going deaf... The news was hard for me to hear!'
Hahaha! I've been holding onto— huh? Hello? I can't hear anything. Hello...? Huh, weird."
January 12, 2026 at 6:20 AM
"Youngsters these days don't appreciate real knee-slappers...
Hrrm-
'Hey, my doctor recently told me that I was going deaf... The news was hard for me to hear!'
Hahaha! I've been holding onto— huh? Hello? I can't hear anything. Hello...? Huh, weird."
Hrrm-
'Hey, my doctor recently told me that I was going deaf... The news was hard for me to hear!'
Hahaha! I've been holding onto— huh? Hello? I can't hear anything. Hello...? Huh, weird."
"The term 'practice' is super weird. How do you practice something you need an audience for all on your own?
C'mon! C'mon! I can't work like this! I need to see at least one smile while I'm practicing!"
C'mon! C'mon! I can't work like this! I need to see at least one smile while I'm practicing!"
January 12, 2026 at 6:12 AM
"The term 'practice' is super weird. How do you practice something you need an audience for all on your own?
C'mon! C'mon! I can't work like this! I need to see at least one smile while I'm practicing!"
C'mon! C'mon! I can't work like this! I need to see at least one smile while I'm practicing!"
"I used to run a dating service for chickens... but I was struggling to make hens meet!"
January 12, 2026 at 4:38 AM
"I used to run a dating service for chickens... but I was struggling to make hens meet!"
"I'm happy for you."
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 AM
"I'm happy for you."
"Me? Trouble? Hard sell, but I'm not toiling around here!"
Without a second notice, he is suddenly dressed in a way too tight witch costume and bent over a bubbling cauldron.
"Better leave this burning fire somewhere else. Pffft!"
Without a second notice, he is suddenly dressed in a way too tight witch costume and bent over a bubbling cauldron.
"Better leave this burning fire somewhere else. Pffft!"
“Why are you here?! First you caused my father so much trouble, now me?!”
She doesn’t even know his technique, all she knows is he wears half of an outfit and tells jokes, plus made Kenjaku struggle a bit, so that makes her think he’s a massive threat.
She doesn’t even know his technique, all she knows is he wears half of an outfit and tells jokes, plus made Kenjaku struggle a bit, so that makes her think he’s a massive threat.
"Me?!"
He jumps back in surpise, as well!
"Trouble? I wouldn't hurt a fly! Well, unless that fly took my wig. I'd totally wig out! Hahaha!!"
He jumps back in surpise, as well!
"Trouble? I wouldn't hurt a fly! Well, unless that fly took my wig. I'd totally wig out! Hahaha!!"
January 12, 2026 at 3:39 AM
"Me? Trouble? Hard sell, but I'm not toiling around here!"
Without a second notice, he is suddenly dressed in a way too tight witch costume and bent over a bubbling cauldron.
"Better leave this burning fire somewhere else. Pffft!"
Without a second notice, he is suddenly dressed in a way too tight witch costume and bent over a bubbling cauldron.
"Better leave this burning fire somewhere else. Pffft!"
"Me?!"
He jumps back in surpise, as well!
"Trouble? I wouldn't hurt a fly! Well, unless that fly took my wig. I'd totally wig out! Hahaha!!"
He jumps back in surpise, as well!
"Trouble? I wouldn't hurt a fly! Well, unless that fly took my wig. I'd totally wig out! Hahaha!!"
January 12, 2026 at 3:23 AM
"Me?!"
He jumps back in surpise, as well!
"Trouble? I wouldn't hurt a fly! Well, unless that fly took my wig. I'd totally wig out! Hahaha!!"
He jumps back in surpise, as well!
"Trouble? I wouldn't hurt a fly! Well, unless that fly took my wig. I'd totally wig out! Hahaha!!"
"I'm right behind you, aren't I?"
Looming...
Looming...
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 AM
"I'm right behind you, aren't I?"
Looming...
Looming...
"Who found you? Who are we hiding from?"
“He found me”
January 12, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"Who found you? Who are we hiding from?"
"Hey. Why did the bicycle fall over— ?"
January 12, 2026 at 2:32 AM
"Hey. Why did the bicycle fall over— ?"
Reposted by — 𝑻𝒉𝒆 ( 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 ) .
Takaba is watching a few passing arguments. He scratches the back of his.
"I, uh... still don't get it. This isn't the stand-up stage."
"I, uh... still don't get it. This isn't the stand-up stage."
January 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Takaba is watching a few passing arguments. He scratches the back of his.
"I, uh... still don't get it. This isn't the stand-up stage."
"I, uh... still don't get it. This isn't the stand-up stage."
Reposted by — 𝑻𝒉𝒆 ( 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 ) .
January 12, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Reposted by — 𝑻𝒉𝒆 ( 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 ) .
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒾𝓃𝓃𝒶𝒸𝓁𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓃𝑔𝓉𝒽
December 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝒾𝓃𝓃𝒶𝒸𝓁𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓉𝓇𝑒𝓃𝑔𝓉𝒽
Reposted by — 𝑻𝒉𝒆 ( 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 ) .
“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦… …𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!”
“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦… 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!”
#JJKRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #AnimeRP #MVRP #BSKYRP
“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦… 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!”
#JJKRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #AnimeRP #MVRP #BSKYRP
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦… …𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!”
“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦… 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!”
#JJKRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #AnimeRP #MVRP #BSKYRP
“𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘰 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦… 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦!”
#JJKRP #JujutsuKaisenRP #AnimeRP #MVRP #BSKYRP