Mortimer Brewster
@aware-citizen.bsky.social
if you want to go fast - go alone
if you want to go far - go together
don’t piss on our legs and tell us it’s raining
life is fragile and absurd
if you want to go far - go together
don’t piss on our legs and tell us it’s raining
life is fragile and absurd
i am now a believer in time travel - with the announcement of the patriots game by felon trump - we have traveled back to 1933 Germany - please show your papers
December 21, 2025 at 12:40 PM
i am now a believer in time travel - with the announcement of the patriots game by felon trump - we have traveled back to 1933 Germany - please show your papers
WHERE’S BONDI?
Pam is with Waldo - find Bondi
Pam is with Waldo - find Bondi
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 PM
WHERE’S BONDI?
Pam is with Waldo - find Bondi
Pam is with Waldo - find Bondi
Bondi will step down or be impeached and following in the steps of George Mitchell she will be going to jail
December 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Bondi will step down or be impeached and following in the steps of George Mitchell she will be going to jail
here's how to deliver the message about all that will be seeing their premiums skyrocket
December 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
here's how to deliver the message about all that will be seeing their premiums skyrocket
karmic payback is a bitch ...
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
karmic payback is a bitch ...
honestly, even a 5th grader understands that the desk is not going to save you from an atomic bomb - I still remember the signs that were around school - it must have played havoc with some but the rest we just got under our desks as instructed
December 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
honestly, even a 5th grader understands that the desk is not going to save you from an atomic bomb - I still remember the signs that were around school - it must have played havoc with some but the rest we just got under our desks as instructed
Grand jury again declines to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James, a prominent Trump foe, in mortgage fraud case
here is a picture of the prosecutor who presented the case against AG James - never before seen
here is a picture of the prosecutor who presented the case against AG James - never before seen
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Grand jury again declines to indict New York Attorney General Letitia James, a prominent Trump foe, in mortgage fraud case
here is a picture of the prosecutor who presented the case against AG James - never before seen
here is a picture of the prosecutor who presented the case against AG James - never before seen
Second judge orders release of Epstein files, covering materials related to his 2019 indictment on sex-trafficking charge
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Second judge orders release of Epstein files, covering materials related to his 2019 indictment on sex-trafficking charge
wyoming where men are men and sheep run scared
who is this asshole - wonder how he would blow up if someone spoke yiddish
who is this asshole - wonder how he would blow up if someone spoke yiddish
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
wyoming where men are men and sheep run scared
who is this asshole - wonder how he would blow up if someone spoke yiddish
who is this asshole - wonder how he would blow up if someone spoke yiddish
other cities - follow Chief O’Hara’s lead - protect your citizens rather than go to the DARK SIDE
December 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
other cities - follow Chief O’Hara’s lead - protect your citizens rather than go to the DARK SIDE
the next mission for hegseth
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
the next mission for hegseth
donnie is ….
November 27, 2025 at 12:52 PM
donnie is ….
how did that work out for PEDO TRUMPY last time -
November 21, 2025 at 1:24 PM
how did that work out for PEDO TRUMPY last time -
seems appropriate today
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
seems appropriate today
trumpy looks like a fat ed grimley
amirite
amirite
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
trumpy looks like a fat ed grimley
amirite
amirite
hey Congress - care more for the victims than the perpetrators
November 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
hey Congress - care more for the victims than the perpetrators
let me see if i have what mace said correctly - opening the government is more important than protecting child rape victims - do i properly have her thoughts?
if so - she’s a fucking moron with no heart
if so - she’s a fucking moron with no heart
November 12, 2025 at 10:11 PM
let me see if i have what mace said correctly - opening the government is more important than protecting child rape victims - do i properly have her thoughts?
if so - she’s a fucking moron with no heart
if so - she’s a fucking moron with no heart
have no idea what i will do with this bouquet of riches
i want go to the movies BY MYSELF
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i want go to the movies BY MYSELF
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November 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
have no idea what i will do with this bouquet of riches
i want go to the movies BY MYSELF
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i want go to the movies BY MYSELF
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Right time to post this -
Bedford Falls = Biden
Pottersville = Trump when fiction hits too close to reality
all those who voted for this demented autocrat deserve coal this holiday season - if you can afford it
Bedford Falls = Biden
Pottersville = Trump when fiction hits too close to reality
all those who voted for this demented autocrat deserve coal this holiday season - if you can afford it
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Right time to post this -
Bedford Falls = Biden
Pottersville = Trump when fiction hits too close to reality
all those who voted for this demented autocrat deserve coal this holiday season - if you can afford it
Bedford Falls = Biden
Pottersville = Trump when fiction hits too close to reality
all those who voted for this demented autocrat deserve coal this holiday season - if you can afford it
donnie, if i made TWO BILLION in 6 months i too would dismiss any conversation regarding AFFORDABILITY
November 8, 2025 at 12:15 PM
donnie, if i made TWO BILLION in 6 months i too would dismiss any conversation regarding AFFORDABILITY
explain to me like i am a 5 year old how this is not a mafia shakedown
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
explain to me like i am a 5 year old how this is not a mafia shakedown
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
apparently stupid doesn’t have a floor - discovery should be a smorgasbord for Bowser - why would Humpty Trumpy want to have renewed scrutiny on his fly palace - calling the genie
November 7, 2025 at 4:42 PM
apparently stupid doesn’t have a floor - discovery should be a smorgasbord for Bowser - why would Humpty Trumpy want to have renewed scrutiny on his fly palace - calling the genie