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cook and poet. rip city.
in 2019 a mom died trying to carry her stroller down the stairs to the subway, and a disability group sued the city for only 25%(!) of subway stops having ada access
January 15, 2026 at 2:37 PM
loretta smith's whole career in a nutshell
January 14, 2026 at 9:24 PM
(sorry for the very American reference here, do you have them over there and if you do are they called 11/7?)
January 14, 2026 at 7:00 PM
going free after knocking off the 7/11 by pointing out how often the 7/11 has been robbed
January 14, 2026 at 6:57 PM
yeah, they needed a week to come up with a lie that when caught they would have a hair splitting excuse to back them up.
January 14, 2026 at 6:47 PM
sumptuous free kick routine
January 13, 2026 at 5:09 AM
they also fixed the geography
January 12, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Cuba is in North America
January 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
considering they thought they should step their efforts in Minnesota during the winter points towards option B
January 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
insane clock mgmt taking the timeout right there. that's a spike and go.
January 11, 2026 at 4:32 AM
have you seen the commissioners of other sports? silver is a member of the undead, and Bettman and Manfred would smother their respective leagues with a pillow if they could. apparently, "hanging out" and "having fun" are just too much to ask for.
January 11, 2026 at 4:26 AM
if it were AI the punches would be going through the kids. the reactions from the crowd and the physics are too realistic to be AI.
January 11, 2026 at 3:00 AM
number 67 (which you gotta be the most annoying kid in daycare if you pick that number) dog piles onto two teammates and they start whaling on him (again, most annoying kid on the playground). he gets up, picks a fight against the other team and then is the who gets trucked at the end.
January 11, 2026 at 2:47 AM
this is the biggest dub the AFC South has gotten in a long while
January 10, 2026 at 11:15 PM
they're trying to do the basketball version of one line that's elite and three lines of goons and hope no one notices that you can ignore the goons and shut down the scoring line.
January 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
he can't be worse
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Dante* dammit
January 10, 2026 at 2:21 AM
suit up Puddles and make Donte do the pushups
January 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
more like 69% but that's not nice
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 AM
all season long Oregon has been a great team with a terrible quarterback, and he's been responsible for 75% of Indiana's offense tonight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM