Hasn't Beto lost enough already?

Don't tell him about the Naked Mile run in Ann Arbor then.

You can thank me, I benched him on my fantasy team this week.

Those weird events of the 6th inning make me think that it's just not their year.

I really liked her Ms. Ego standup skit she would do during Weekend Update

They'll go and find someone named Nobel, and get them to present an award to him. Like the renaming of the bases where they claimed they found someone with the last name that matches the old name of the base.

One of the biggest tragedies in American history is that Fred Trump didn't pull out the night Donald was conceived.

As someone who went to a religious school growing up in rural Michigan (against my choice), this infuriates me.

Fixed your post for you

It's been a long fucking 2 weeks

As someone who grew up in Michigan in the 90s, I would put the Chicago Bulls at the top of the list

But they were electing a president, not a pope, as they all tell me whenever I point out their hypocrisy to them

What's to say he won't flip again for an even bigger offer?