Eris, A Shibari Wooloo 🏳️⚧️🔞
@awetwooloo.bsky.social
Genderfluid Gremlin (They/she). Biotechnologist, Masters in Environmental Engineering. I make Sex Toys.🔞 MDNI.
30/Pan. Poly Lesbian. AuDHD as fuck. 💊01/10/2020
Sadistic Mommy. Pet owner (The large bipedal kind). Proud mommy of @sluttyemmy.bsky.social
30/Pan. Poly Lesbian. AuDHD as fuck. 💊01/10/2020
Sadistic Mommy. Pet owner (The large bipedal kind). Proud mommy of @sluttyemmy.bsky.social
1 like and I upload a video getting railed 💅
December 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
1 like and I upload a video getting railed 💅
prog be like
December 10, 2025 at 8:19 AM
prog be like
dos imágenes que mejor se entienden juntas :)
December 6, 2025 at 2:57 PM
dos imágenes que mejor se entienden juntas :)
Bayonetta death scene ahh statue
December 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Bayonetta death scene ahh statue
Bureaucracy be like:
"We can't find the documentation you sent us through our designated method for sending important documentation to us. Somehow, this is your fault, and you need to correct it today, or we're not going to pay you. Sent at 5pm"
"We can't find the documentation you sent us through our designated method for sending important documentation to us. Somehow, this is your fault, and you need to correct it today, or we're not going to pay you. Sent at 5pm"
December 5, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Bureaucracy be like:
"We can't find the documentation you sent us through our designated method for sending important documentation to us. Somehow, this is your fault, and you need to correct it today, or we're not going to pay you. Sent at 5pm"
"We can't find the documentation you sent us through our designated method for sending important documentation to us. Somehow, this is your fault, and you need to correct it today, or we're not going to pay you. Sent at 5pm"
Tomorrow is certainly going to be a day
December 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Tomorrow is certainly going to be a day
snif snif
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 AM
snif snif
mfw I join the teacher sub pool today and instantly get called:
I start tomorrow
help
I start tomorrow
help
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
mfw I join the teacher sub pool today and instantly get called:
I start tomorrow
help
I start tomorrow
help
"oh god what is that why does it look like you're cooking a predator?"
-wife #1-
-wife #1-
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"oh god what is that why does it look like you're cooking a predator?"
-wife #1-
-wife #1-
mfw that cat
November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
mfw that cat
![sloppily edited text about blood types that reads:
"why is [Emmy] important?
It's used in emergencies
[Emmy] is often called the 'universal [bottom] type' because people of any [D/S] type can [top] it.
This makes it vitally important in an emergency or when a [person's D/S] type is unknown](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fahyp3fxtjjfo3p2sblk3mj3/bafkreiaqg5h3qcvqyjgzn32sln4heuoz3ossybwxemds4mbwvhrx64ngma@jpeg)
November 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I am compelled to post this every time I see princesses mentioned
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I am compelled to post this every time I see princesses mentioned
Ahora tengo antojo 😭😭
(y no puedo parar de descojonarme)
(y no puedo parar de descojonarme)
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Ahora tengo antojo 😭😭
(y no puedo parar de descojonarme)
(y no puedo parar de descojonarme)
My name is Eris, but I'm built like a Venus
happy titty tuesday~
happy titty tuesday~
November 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
My name is Eris, but I'm built like a Venus
happy titty tuesday~
happy titty tuesday~
We teach this to 13-15 yo kids here.
the kids I teach will be taught this by the end of this year at the latest
The FUCK you mean these are your AP physics questions????
Usonia is not a serious place
the kids I teach will be taught this by the end of this year at the latest
The FUCK you mean these are your AP physics questions????
Usonia is not a serious place
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
We teach this to 13-15 yo kids here.
the kids I teach will be taught this by the end of this year at the latest
The FUCK you mean these are your AP physics questions????
Usonia is not a serious place
the kids I teach will be taught this by the end of this year at the latest
The FUCK you mean these are your AP physics questions????
Usonia is not a serious place
can we make it 6, nay, 3 months???
plssss 🙏🙏🙏🙏
plssss 🙏🙏🙏🙏
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 PM
can we make it 6, nay, 3 months???
plssss 🙏🙏🙏🙏
plssss 🙏🙏🙏🙏
MFW conservatives are finding out that maybe getting rid of collaboration and good faith in politics was not the best of ideas and that they are, in fact, the vast minority
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
MFW conservatives are finding out that maybe getting rid of collaboration and good faith in politics was not the best of ideas and that they are, in fact, the vast minority
That's too many complex words for them. You gotta dumb it down
which is hard, because this comic is stupidly accurate and perfectly sums up the experience of talking to conservaluls
which is hard, because this comic is stupidly accurate and perfectly sums up the experience of talking to conservaluls
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
That's too many complex words for them. You gotta dumb it down
which is hard, because this comic is stupidly accurate and perfectly sums up the experience of talking to conservaluls
which is hard, because this comic is stupidly accurate and perfectly sums up the experience of talking to conservaluls
literal ahora mismo:
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
literal ahora mismo:
also,
E G G
E G G
November 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
also,
E G G
E G G
This feels like the MtG equivalent of The Correspondence and I am loving it
like, the first one is basically "Top/Bottom surgery" and the second one is "transition" in general
like, the first one is basically "Top/Bottom surgery" and the second one is "transition" in general
November 2, 2025 at 7:28 PM
This feels like the MtG equivalent of The Correspondence and I am loving it
like, the first one is basically "Top/Bottom surgery" and the second one is "transition" in general
like, the first one is basically "Top/Bottom surgery" and the second one is "transition" in general
ojalá le rajen las ruedas al gilipollas
November 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
ojalá le rajen las ruedas al gilipollas
Ah, sí, la trana de 30 años con un máster en ingeniería ambiental es la candidata perfecta para hacer DE PAPA NOEL
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Ah, sí, la trana de 30 años con un máster en ingeniería ambiental es la candidata perfecta para hacer DE PAPA NOEL
If you really think about it the Odyssey is about the gods giving Odysseus PTSD for shits and giggles
October 29, 2025 at 3:20 PM
If you really think about it the Odyssey is about the gods giving Odysseus PTSD for shits and giggles
look y'all, I'm a slowqueen!
October 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
look y'all, I'm a slowqueen!