We all have that one homie who used to make you glow with a warm light but now you don’t even hug
December 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
We all have that one homie who used to make you glow with a warm light but now you don’t even hug
Saw a bird in a tree call that #WomenInStem
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Saw a bird in a tree call that #WomenInStem
“How’s unemployment treating you?” Well I’ve really taken to getting stoned and cracking open a book:
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
“How’s unemployment treating you?” Well I’ve really taken to getting stoned and cracking open a book:
These days what I look forward to the most are: 1.) putting on my nice sweater, 2.) breaking in my new boots, and 3.) brushing my boots when I get back to my apartment…This Is 30
December 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
These days what I look forward to the most are: 1.) putting on my nice sweater, 2.) breaking in my new boots, and 3.) brushing my boots when I get back to my apartment…This Is 30
I bought myself a donegal wool sweater and the little flecks of color are so yay
December 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I bought myself a donegal wool sweater and the little flecks of color are so yay
Finished reading A Separate Peace the other day and loved it. Picked it up kind of on a whim (and because the book fit into my inside jacket pocket) and the prose hooked me from the first page before I even realized it’s an “I’m Always Mad At My One Friend” / soft doppelgänger story (a la Ripley)
November 8, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Finished reading A Separate Peace the other day and loved it. Picked it up kind of on a whim (and because the book fit into my inside jacket pocket) and the prose hooked me from the first page before I even realized it’s an “I’m Always Mad At My One Friend” / soft doppelgänger story (a la Ripley)
The apps are so funny. I just received a completely unprompted 20 second video of a man punching himself in the balls until he starts wincing in pain
October 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
The apps are so funny. I just received a completely unprompted 20 second video of a man punching himself in the balls until he starts wincing in pain
Downloaded Hinge and it’s making me feel crazy. Does this app just turn everyone into a gd dork or am I just not the target audience (unemployed)
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Downloaded Hinge and it’s making me feel crazy. Does this app just turn everyone into a gd dork or am I just not the target audience (unemployed)
This bunch of bananas is remarkably lacking in girth…
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 PM
This bunch of bananas is remarkably lacking in girth…
I can’t wait to get back to Chicago and watch Black Phone 2 in theaters
October 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I can’t wait to get back to Chicago and watch Black Phone 2 in theaters
Devastating and accurate read here, extremely funny. Perhaps delusional to think I’d attract any eyes in the first place, but I took “[redacted] contributor” out of my Twitter bio because it’s a glowing red weakpoint
October 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Devastating and accurate read here, extremely funny. Perhaps delusional to think I’d attract any eyes in the first place, but I took “[redacted] contributor” out of my Twitter bio because it’s a glowing red weakpoint
My life was over the moment I wasn’t born the son of a son of a glassblower
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My life was over the moment I wasn’t born the son of a son of a glassblower
you can say anything you want online with no repercussions btw
October 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
you can say anything you want online with no repercussions btw
is “hey man, it’s been a minute, how’ve you been?” too much to ask for
October 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
is “hey man, it’s been a minute, how’ve you been?” too much to ask for
Can’t decide if I should be More or Less insane on this app
October 28, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Can’t decide if I should be More or Less insane on this app
the thing about poop is that it typically comes out of a butt
October 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
the thing about poop is that it typically comes out of a butt
Zuckerberg has enlisted the help of dozens, perhaps hundreds, hirsute men with heaving, sweaty racks on his wretched platform “instagram” as part of his campaign of psychological warfare against me
October 26, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Zuckerberg has enlisted the help of dozens, perhaps hundreds, hirsute men with heaving, sweaty racks on his wretched platform “instagram” as part of his campaign of psychological warfare against me
It really psychologically affected me when Obama made Kal Penn’s character on House kill himself
October 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
It really psychologically affected me when Obama made Kal Penn’s character on House kill himself
people have suggested I become an English teacher but I don’t want to b/c I’m worried going to grad school will turn me straight (many such cases) and I can’t handle that pivot at this point in my life for many reasons including that, according to my friend, there’s “no kissing” in straight porn
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
people have suggested I become an English teacher but I don’t want to b/c I’m worried going to grad school will turn me straight (many such cases) and I can’t handle that pivot at this point in my life for many reasons including that, according to my friend, there’s “no kissing” in straight porn
