Just chopped and donated about 11 inches of my hair. The lady literally braided it then hacked it. LOL! Funniest hair cut ever. #11yearsago

"Lonely guys cling to me like Lisa Frank stickers."

I hate when I have good hair days and picked a good outfit all to shovel snow, do homework, and nowhere to go but the grocery store

Can I teleport to Talkeetna to pick up an Ice Axe Ale growler then to 224 George Parks Highway to pick up a Panorama Pizza and lastly to eat enjoy it all at the end of the Homer Spit

I think the hardest part of moving is leaving the rivers and the lakes you're used to... 💔😢🎣🚣🏽‍♀️

I almost thought I hit a milestone of being the crazy naked locker room lady but then as I was leaving one with white wild hair was singing at the top of her lungs with her smoker raspy voice, saggy boobs swinging about. I guess it's just not my time yet #sevenyearsago

My bowl is super packed. #superbowl #9yearsago

Hey if anyone wants to throw me a surprise birthday party for my dirty thirty you have 6 weeks, just so you know. It's March 25th. Did I mention how much I love my birthday AND getting old?! This is going to be great.

Can anyone else listen to Billie Holiday and not think of David Sedaris? Gets me every time...

Y'all my 2 year Crusty Buttiversay is in two days and I just found out Ace Hardware has a second floor!!!! 🤯 and it’s like all the things I didn’t have to go to Gunnison for 🙄 #4yearsago #ericasrevolution #awkwardangler

I have spent less than average time on Tinder and going out to meet people. Because I've come to the conclusion that meeting people and getting into relationships makes you fat. Why do handsome men like to feed me all the time, I can never say no.

I decided to post from my Facebook memories 😘📖