Claire!!!!!!!
LightNews LightNews
banner
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
Claire!!!!!!!
@awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
230 followers 160 following 440 posts
hi I’m Claire from x formerly twitter and I’m happy to be here. follow me or else!!
Posts Replies Media Videos
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
it’s Alien the Green Frog from hit animated film The Adventures of Açela. he’s saying his classic phrase: “I’m going to dance for you.”
July 2, 2025 at 7:29 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
a google 3D feature that says “meet a life-sized chipmunk up close” and there’s a little digitally rendered chipmunk looking at an acorn
June 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
happy new year tumblr! fuck it, bring on 2012!
January 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
grandma also got prints of a couple classic memes and some grubs in the dirt (“so I could show the man at the store, but then I realized he probably knows what grubs look like”)
two photo prints of political memes my grandma decided she needed to keep forever. the first meme shows a brown dog and a black dog in a car, with the brown dog seemingly driving. the text says “dogs leaving Springfield.” the second meme shows several cats sitting in boxes on the counter of a pub. the text says “meanwhile in Ohio.” grandma said she wanted to keep these so she could always remember how much of a laughing stock Donald Trump was. this photo print shows two large grey grubs in the dirt of my grandma’s garden.
December 24, 2024 at 2:43 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
I asked my grandma why she bought a print of her eye injury and she said “so I can remember how I suffered”
a photo print of a selfie my grandma took, showing the top half of her face and white baseball cap. her left eye is encircled with a nasty maroon-colored bruise she got after she fell. I should ask her if she plans to frame this photo.
December 19, 2024 at 1:50 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
I don’t even need Wrapped anymore
screenshot of the Yoda + Claire shared playlist generated for me by Spotify. it says “A Blend of music for Yoda + Claire” and there’s a little picture of Yoda staring at me.
December 4, 2024 at 8:18 PM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
yep!
an amazon listing for stuffed animal dog toys. it shows a possum and a squirrel, but the possum is labeled “Bird” and the squirrel is labeled “Mouse”
December 1, 2024 at 10:26 PM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
sabrina spell man turn into a orange cat s and she is held aloft like the lion king and she says: “That feels so much….”
November 29, 2024 at 4:29 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
this little guy found the pumpkin! 🤯
one of my squirrel friends discovered the silver pumpkin I left out on the porch today. the squirrel looks genuinely shocked to discover this pumpkin and its jaw is dropped in surprise! wow! what a great thanksgiving for the squirrels!
November 28, 2024 at 9:57 PM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
we would like to thank this year’s sponsor, Huel - gruel for humans who do not wish to become balloons
a photo showing an array of delicious products from our lovely sponsor Huel. Huel “human gruel” is a collection of nutritionally complete products that contains a balance of all 27 essential vitamins and minerals, protein, essential fats, carbs, fiber and phytonutrients. Huel is made specifically for people who do not wish to become Orbs and float away into the sky.
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
the rumors are true: the Claire Balloon will be returning to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this morning! tune in now before she floats away forever!
a giant spherical inflated blonde woman is seen floating high above the city street. she’s shiny and has wonderful orb breasts. there is a balloon string hanging from beneath her but sadly no one is holding onto it. she looks very worried.
November 28, 2024 at 2:58 PM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
trying to win a bet: which one of these glasses has more water in it?
two glass cups are filled with water. the glass on the left is short and squat while the glass on the right is long, tall, and thin. it’s obvious to me which one has more water in it by the way and I don’t even know why my cousin is asking me about this.
November 27, 2024 at 3:24 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
lowly worm driving his apple car
November 23, 2024 at 6:12 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
my grandma and I were like the kids in the candy store
my grandma taking a photo in a big candy store of some “funny” wall signs surrounded by candy and soda
November 23, 2024 at 1:36 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
almost forgot to post my treat haul
all of my delicious treats laid out before me. I will enjoy a Milka bubbly alpine milk chocolate bar, Hi-Chew açaí-flavored fruit chews, Bubble Jug tropical fruit gum, Pocky cookies & cream flavored biscuit sticks, Sichuan peppercorn chicken flavored Doritos chips, Ritter Sport milk chocolate with butter biscuit and cocoa crème, Wunderbar peanut butter and caramel candy bar, a big bag full of many flavors of taffy, and sour cream and onion flavored crickets.
November 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
the witch found me
an actual witch named Áine reposted my post which says “put me in the starter pack for ‘lovely ladies who love to laugh and who have been cursed by the nasty old witch to live out one thousand years of terrible twisting torments in their dreams every single night for the rest of their sad little lives’”
November 21, 2024 at 11:45 PM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
an inspirational quote that says “Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the breaths that take our moments away”
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
the tiniest kitten saying hehe
November 16, 2024 at 3:19 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
check out this breakfast pita
the most delicious breakfast food I’ve ever had. it’s a pita filled with fried spiced potatoes, smashed eggs in chipotle sauce, crunchy cabbage, and scallions. I cannot overstate how delicious this thing was.
November 16, 2024 at 12:24 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
my grandma had a euphoric experience with a chai latte today
my adorable grandma sitting in this cute Palestinian café, wearing a lovely brown sweater, holding a big white mug up and smiling big! she looks ridiculously happy lol
November 16, 2024 at 12:22 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
#listening to #music
my top albums of the year so far! some of the artists included are Amaarae, Charli XCX, Magdalena Bay, Big Thief, Slayter, Caroline Polachek, DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ, Beyoncé, Chappell Roan, and many more!
November 15, 2024 at 1:22 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
check out this burger
the most delicious burger I’ve ever had in my whole life. cheese and special sauce is oozing out between the two thick patties, there’s lettuce and onions also, all on a pretzel bun. fuckkkkkkk
November 14, 2024 at 7:24 PM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
my grandma had a euphoric experience with an onion ring today
my grandma eating an onion ring at this cool burger restaurant and she looks positively delighted! she’s wearing a very cozy autumnal green sweater with pumpkins and leaves on it.
November 14, 2024 at 7:22 PM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
how about on a bagel?
tomato bagel
November 13, 2024 at 4:39 AM
awkwardfoxes.bsky.social
November 11, 2024 at 11:55 PM