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The part where the girl runs in the room with the pumpkin on her head, and she's all lit up on sugar . . . I love that.
February 5, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The part where the girl runs in the room with the pumpkin on her head, and she's all lit up on sugar . . . I love that.
Read Animal Farm? This is the horse, Boxer, who keeps getting promised retirement and eventually dies in the field. They send him to the glue factory.
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Read Animal Farm? This is the horse, Boxer, who keeps getting promised retirement and eventually dies in the field. They send him to the glue factory.
For me, it was when he mocked McCain.
January 29, 2026 at 8:53 PM
For me, it was when he mocked McCain.
Pretty sure that ship has sailed.
January 22, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Pretty sure that ship has sailed.
I realize this is beside the point entirely, but she has nice handwriting.
January 21, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I realize this is beside the point entirely, but she has nice handwriting.
I couldn't get over the beauty of the scenery in Train Dreams. It was so pure.
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I couldn't get over the beauty of the scenery in Train Dreams. It was so pure.
You had me at "coherent."
January 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
You had me at "coherent."
This was my reaction. WTF.
January 16, 2026 at 6:45 PM
This was my reaction. WTF.
I was doing jury duty, and a woman was allegedly harmed in a car accident. Her husband was also suing for--and this is permissible in our state--"loss of services of his wife."
January 15, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I was doing jury duty, and a woman was allegedly harmed in a car accident. Her husband was also suing for--and this is permissible in our state--"loss of services of his wife."
I really enjoyed this, and I was struck by how he doesn't just discuss the need for being human, but how he lives the example, even when it's clearly difficult. A+.
January 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I really enjoyed this, and I was struck by how he doesn't just discuss the need for being human, but how he lives the example, even when it's clearly difficult. A+.
I have to stay in my job because my husband is a small business owner. He relies on my insurance. Our current system punishes entrepreneurs.
December 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I have to stay in my job because my husband is a small business owner. He relies on my insurance. Our current system punishes entrepreneurs.
My niece is intellectually disabled. Her reaction to HA2 was, "What! They forgot him AGAIN!"
December 27, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My niece is intellectually disabled. Her reaction to HA2 was, "What! They forgot him AGAIN!"
A concept of a plan, if I recall
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A concept of a plan, if I recall
It's not about your opinion!
December 4, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It's not about your opinion!
I just want you to know that I am over here choking on my laugher. Thank you.
December 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I just want you to know that I am over here choking on my laugher. Thank you.
Go on. Walk away from that hot dog. I dare you.
December 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Go on. Walk away from that hot dog. I dare you.
Ripped my heart out
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Ripped my heart out
I have lived in Florida for 35 years. We don't make good choices. It's our brand.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I have lived in Florida for 35 years. We don't make good choices. It's our brand.
I am, too. I think we can narrow the gap, but I agree, it will be tough to overtake Mast. The veterans love him.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I am, too. I think we can narrow the gap, but I agree, it will be tough to overtake Mast. The veterans love him.
In fairness, I don't think he can read.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
In fairness, I don't think he can read.
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
November 19, 2025 at 9:36 PM
“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”
In fairness, Trump was reading from Lord of the Flies, a favorite book of his.
November 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In fairness, Trump was reading from Lord of the Flies, a favorite book of his.
Sit down, Spartacus.
November 17, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Sit down, Spartacus.