Awuga
awuga.bsky.social
Awuga
@awuga.bsky.social
SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
any pronouns
my mom had me 24 years ago and she only picked my name because she liked how it sounded over an intercom when she heard it and all the other ideas she had were associated with people she didn't like
January 2, 2026 at 3:32 PM
what would you even want to have as your shirt?
January 1, 2026 at 9:17 PM
showing up to the crowd control audience and getting recognized by a trans girl who wants an autographed copy of the pghrt
January 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
you'd fit right in with a crowd control audience
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Me and the bad bitch i pulled by hyper fixating on learning chess openings and ballooning my skill level far beyond what shes able to have fun against when playing together
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i dont know i think you might be the most Normal and Median person on this website
December 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Leaving scraps of food on the outskirts of the campfire gathering to start to donestication process of wolfgirls
December 30, 2025 at 2:05 PM
"we'd much rather get 40-50.0001% of the vote if possible. Anymore than that and losing would be much preferable. "
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
saying this like "go white boy go"
December 28, 2025 at 7:53 PM
bro probably read the part about bringing animals inside and then started typing his reply before reading the part about getting investment scammed
December 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
farmers only scam people for $50,000 when they're incredibly distressed
December 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Environmental storytelling skeleton with a chastisty cage placed over the pelvis as a loose phsyics object (it glitches out when you walk into the skeleton and is launched across the room)
December 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
there was one post a while back along the lines of "the gerontocracy clings to power because money literally can't buy senior care that's as good as a congressional staff team" and it's caused a permanent shift in my analysis
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Feels as good as it tastes
December 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Im expecting that once ai hype finally dies like nfts, quantum computing will be the next hype cycle
December 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
power leveling my lying skill by by being exclusively dishonest to my therapist for as long as i can without them catching on, then switching therapists when i get found out
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 AM
we require 5 years of evidence of transitioning to a non smoker before we can give you nicotine patches
December 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
therefore the poster of the first post has the perspective of a bigoted person, guilty as charged
December 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
crashed my bike in october but finally got it repaired and am picking it up Tuesday and can't wait to get back onto it
December 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
the founding fathers would have been posting this when we had a black president
December 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
life has such a variety of strange specimens
December 13, 2025 at 4:49 PM
somehow this quote tweet is how im finding out that noclip did a disco elysium doc, thanks josh
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
breaking out the cock calipers to determine if the frotting would be kosher
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I thought this dog was already fixed?
December 11, 2025 at 4:26 PM