Axelrex Angelfish
@axelrex.bsky.social
PhDs are punk. Art is rebellion. The world would prob be a better place if we all had to drop acid to become adults. Unapologetically irreverent and get my news from satirists
This is why I can’t watch that show…I saw one and was like, no I’m out. That shit is WAY too real to be entertaining. It’s straight fucking terrifying. How far off are we really from the likes credit rating show coming true…? Yes, that’s the only one I’ve seen. Still haunted.
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
This is why I can’t watch that show…I saw one and was like, no I’m out. That shit is WAY too real to be entertaining. It’s straight fucking terrifying. How far off are we really from the likes credit rating show coming true…? Yes, that’s the only one I’ve seen. Still haunted.
That made me smile so big that the smile and nothing else, nothing at all made my eyes tear up.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
That made me smile so big that the smile and nothing else, nothing at all made my eyes tear up.
It helps so much…It’s hard for me to even understand how posts and comments like these move me to tears these days. All I know is it means so very much. Thank you….
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It helps so much…It’s hard for me to even understand how posts and comments like these move me to tears these days. All I know is it means so very much. Thank you….
Well…shit. Now I have to write out “analysis for cumulative assistant positions” every single time. Darn it. What a…bummer.
November 20, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Well…shit. Now I have to write out “analysis for cumulative assistant positions” every single time. Darn it. What a…bummer.
I guess they are dreamers.
November 20, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I guess they are dreamers.
Since he violated the terms of his original visa, I don’t think he’s eligible even through the whole green card marriage program…neither is melania trump, but both of them have anchor babies, so you know, there’s that.
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Since he violated the terms of his original visa, I don’t think he’s eligible even through the whole green card marriage program…neither is melania trump, but both of them have anchor babies, so you know, there’s that.
Wow… they just can never see a floor and not think, hey, I can go lower, do they.
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Wow… they just can never see a floor and not think, hey, I can go lower, do they.
Stand up comedians would like a word…and I don’t like emojis. Deeply saddened if it offended you as well. Like I said, happy to retract. Hope you have a peaceful and relaxing day.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Stand up comedians would like a word…and I don’t like emojis. Deeply saddened if it offended you as well. Like I said, happy to retract. Hope you have a peaceful and relaxing day.
Deeply fair. I think it’s more likely that historians will discover that MAGA identified homosapiens were always just missing their funny bones.
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Deeply fair. I think it’s more likely that historians will discover that MAGA identified homosapiens were always just missing their funny bones.
I had forgotten how much I loved reading Zelany….thanks for the trip! Gotta pick this one up!
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I had forgotten how much I loved reading Zelany….thanks for the trip! Gotta pick this one up!
It should be tattooed on their faces…as they are placed in gen pop.
November 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It should be tattooed on their faces…as they are placed in gen pop.
Wait WHAT? Is this the same creep who makes his son monitor his porn account or something? I think I need a nice cathartic vomit or something…reading about these “alpha males” is like lifting up a rock and seeing the squirming wiggling things that only thrive in the moist sweaty dark.
November 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Wait WHAT? Is this the same creep who makes his son monitor his porn account or something? I think I need a nice cathartic vomit or something…reading about these “alpha males” is like lifting up a rock and seeing the squirming wiggling things that only thrive in the moist sweaty dark.
In a runoff between her and Noem, she’d still come in fifth.
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
In a runoff between her and Noem, she’d still come in fifth.
Seems like more and more financial advice is unironically “you know…like…just have more money, bro.” Brought to us by, Republican Jesus and Co, limited liability partnership, all rights reserved, etc etc.
November 20, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Seems like more and more financial advice is unironically “you know…like…just have more money, bro.” Brought to us by, Republican Jesus and Co, limited liability partnership, all rights reserved, etc etc.
Oh dear…I’m afraid you’re confused…his CORP paid taxes, HE did not, and the largest amount paid to date was Berkshire Hathaway at 24B last year. Also, speaking of last year, tesla made 2.4B and paid what was it, oh right…not one red cent in taxes…whoops. Try again.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oh dear…I’m afraid you’re confused…his CORP paid taxes, HE did not, and the largest amount paid to date was Berkshire Hathaway at 24B last year. Also, speaking of last year, tesla made 2.4B and paid what was it, oh right…not one red cent in taxes…whoops. Try again.
I thought the ellipsis …sort of implied that it was…just… a joke. And, I also apologize. I do think there is something wrong with them, especially the ones with violent tendencies like the ICE “agents”…but no, I don’t actually believe that what ails these people is literally genetic…
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I thought the ellipsis …sort of implied that it was…just… a joke. And, I also apologize. I do think there is something wrong with them, especially the ones with violent tendencies like the ICE “agents”…but no, I don’t actually believe that what ails these people is literally genetic…
The one who is here illegally, yes, that’s the one. The same one who has avoided more taxes than any American ever, yes. (Also, he’s not an American…you know, legally speaking…also not a scientist…just sayin’.)
November 20, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The one who is here illegally, yes, that’s the one. The same one who has avoided more taxes than any American ever, yes. (Also, he’s not an American…you know, legally speaking…also not a scientist…just sayin’.)
And one really really shitty South African who is def here illegally and not paying taxes…
November 20, 2025 at 5:28 AM
And one really really shitty South African who is def here illegally and not paying taxes…
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say t again. I would 1000% stand aside in an intelligent bonobo uprising.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’ve said it before and I’m sure I’ll say t again. I would 1000% stand aside in an intelligent bonobo uprising.
I feel strongly that MAGA has more than the allotted 3%…you know…like…on average…
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I feel strongly that MAGA has more than the allotted 3%…you know…like…on average…
Oh trust me… I’m sitting down so hard my couch is trying to file for worker’s comp…
November 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Oh trust me… I’m sitting down so hard my couch is trying to file for worker’s comp…
How dare you! Next you’ll be on here saying that water is good for you and makes you feel better when you drink it…what’s next? Leafy greens? Where does this madness end? With me having to call my mother and apologize. That’s where. Madness.
November 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
How dare you! Next you’ll be on here saying that water is good for you and makes you feel better when you drink it…what’s next? Leafy greens? Where does this madness end? With me having to call my mother and apologize. That’s where. Madness.
I miss workshops so much. Would love to go back to school for an MFA or PhD and I know I can do the actual work…but the application process…man…it’s torture. Just a note to let you know that these moments will stick with your students (some of them) for the rest of their lives…
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I miss workshops so much. Would love to go back to school for an MFA or PhD and I know I can do the actual work…but the application process…man…it’s torture. Just a note to let you know that these moments will stick with your students (some of them) for the rest of their lives…
Respectfully, fuck off. Tom Cruise is not “film”…he’s a mediocre actor who has been cast in a lot of high budget films for dubious reasons, most of which that producers want someone who has been successful before. His success is a failure of the Hollywood system.
November 18, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Respectfully, fuck off. Tom Cruise is not “film”…he’s a mediocre actor who has been cast in a lot of high budget films for dubious reasons, most of which that producers want someone who has been successful before. His success is a failure of the Hollywood system.