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Lexi | transfemme | i like the wine, not the label ✨️
My pronouns are she/they because I'll never be her,,
March 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
My pronouns are she/they because I'll never be her,,
HEY GUESS WHAT IT'S TIME FOR AGAIN 😂🙃🫠
I'm fine everything is fine she's gonna be the one who's different 😂😭😭
March 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
HEY GUESS WHAT IT'S TIME FOR AGAIN 😂🙃🫠
Calling the other app "X, the everything app" but in the same cadence one would say "in the year of our lord __"
December 28, 2024 at 8:52 PM
Calling the other app "X, the everything app" but in the same cadence one would say "in the year of our lord __"
SoundCloud rapper about to get caught for the contents of their hard drive:
♪Hickory dickory dock, these bitches on my cock♪
♪Hickory dickory dock, these bitches on my cock♪
October 23, 2024 at 9:21 AM
SoundCloud rapper about to get caught for the contents of their hard drive:
♪Hickory dickory dock, these bitches on my cock♪
♪Hickory dickory dock, these bitches on my cock♪
I'm fine everything is fine she's gonna be the one who's different 😂😭😭
October 8, 2024 at 12:37 PM
I'm fine everything is fine she's gonna be the one who's different 😂😭😭
Cut an onion for rings and my eyes are still stinging four hours later- literally home of phobic
October 2, 2024 at 2:13 AM
Cut an onion for rings and my eyes are still stinging four hours later- literally home of phobic
"The puppygirlification of trans women has done irreparable damage to the online left" is a sentiment I find myself agreeing with more and more; signed, the last catgirl on the left (citation needed)
September 29, 2024 at 2:34 AM
"The puppygirlification of trans women has done irreparable damage to the online left" is a sentiment I find myself agreeing with more and more; signed, the last catgirl on the left (citation needed)
Every year I understand a little bit more why I love Sailor Saturn
September 26, 2024 at 9:41 AM
Every year I understand a little bit more why I love Sailor Saturn
Born too late for the caffeinated four loko, born too early for the lemonade that kills you
September 1, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Born too late for the caffeinated four loko, born too early for the lemonade that kills you
Twitter discourse from people who deliberately misinterpret what is being said has me one thread of empathy away from entering my "everyone who disagrees with me is ontologically evil" stage. It would be so fun and sometimes we deserve to go off a little
August 27, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Twitter discourse from people who deliberately misinterpret what is being said has me one thread of empathy away from entering my "everyone who disagrees with me is ontologically evil" stage. It would be so fun and sometimes we deserve to go off a little
Harambe was this universe's anchor being
August 22, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Harambe was this universe's anchor being
Scientists have dropped the ball by not naming a new species of animal a Webelo
August 18, 2024 at 2:48 PM
Scientists have dropped the ball by not naming a new species of animal a Webelo
Getting sushi is particularly stressful when you're allergic to cucumber and asparagus- I can have like Four Things
August 16, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Getting sushi is particularly stressful when you're allergic to cucumber and asparagus- I can have like Four Things
PayPal is a joke and I can't believe I ever thought it was a reliable or even relatively safe and legitimate way to do business
August 8, 2024 at 5:39 AM
PayPal is a joke and I can't believe I ever thought it was a reliable or even relatively safe and legitimate way to do business
I have only read one of the books in the New York Times top 100 books of the 21st century and it's the only book I've ever ragequit, how cooked am I
July 16, 2024 at 11:16 AM
I have only read one of the books in the New York Times top 100 books of the 21st century and it's the only book I've ever ragequit, how cooked am I
Picturing the SNL skit
July 15, 2024 at 9:06 AM
Picturing the SNL skit
I think I'm officially not a young adult anymore because I looked at the clock and thought "oh I could go to bed early and really sleep in tomorrow"
July 14, 2024 at 2:57 AM
I think I'm officially not a young adult anymore because I looked at the clock and thought "oh I could go to bed early and really sleep in tomorrow"
When I hear someone call themselves a brat, sometimes they just mean when they were asked to find a partner in school, they sat there and let fate choose for them and it Shows
July 11, 2024 at 3:51 AM
When I hear someone call themselves a brat, sometimes they just mean when they were asked to find a partner in school, they sat there and let fate choose for them and it Shows
Me, listening to a song and not paying attention: Oh that just feels like a vi chord
Me snapping out of it: because that was a vi chord you fool, nice cool chill I went to school for this it's fine
Me snapping out of it: because that was a vi chord you fool, nice cool chill I went to school for this it's fine
June 30, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Me, listening to a song and not paying attention: Oh that just feels like a vi chord
Me snapping out of it: because that was a vi chord you fool, nice cool chill I went to school for this it's fine
Me snapping out of it: because that was a vi chord you fool, nice cool chill I went to school for this it's fine
This app really has me believing in dead internet theory because there's like 50 people still active and they all refuse to interact with each other, it's like 2019 tumblr all over again
June 30, 2024 at 5:10 PM
This app really has me believing in dead internet theory because there's like 50 people still active and they all refuse to interact with each other, it's like 2019 tumblr all over again
Getting 4 Furinas in 213 pulls without losing a single 50/50 has to be my biggest flex but I know I just used up all of my luck for the rest of my life
June 26, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Getting 4 Furinas in 213 pulls without losing a single 50/50 has to be my biggest flex but I know I just used up all of my luck for the rest of my life
We did something wrong as a society when we moved past the "night light" phase when LED strips prove we sleep better when there's a funky lil blue light on
June 24, 2024 at 9:24 AM
We did something wrong as a society when we moved past the "night light" phase when LED strips prove we sleep better when there's a funky lil blue light on
Going to a party with fellow queer poly D&D players, how do I serve in pants when it's 95 degrees outside
June 22, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Going to a party with fellow queer poly D&D players, how do I serve in pants when it's 95 degrees outside
Peanut butter and kraft single sandwich really hits hard when you don't have a party pooper in your ear telling you it's bad
June 19, 2024 at 9:24 AM
Peanut butter and kraft single sandwich really hits hard when you don't have a party pooper in your ear telling you it's bad
I did not reinstall Star Rail just to pull my wife, I am not juggling 4 gachas and 2 MMOs in my daily rotation, I don't have a problem-
June 19, 2024 at 3:44 AM
I did not reinstall Star Rail just to pull my wife, I am not juggling 4 gachas and 2 MMOs in my daily rotation, I don't have a problem-