QUE LES VAS A DAR TÚ DE COMER?!?!? PAPAS FRITAS Y PIZZA CONGELADA??? Aprende a cocinar y luego me llevas a juicio si te atreves

NUNCA MÁS, ELLOS NO TE QUIEREN VER, GUARRA

Literalmente solo tuve 3 citas 😭😭 no sé qué visión tienes de mi

Algun día... 😮‍💨

And finally, I spend a lot of time lying down and sleeping so *Slakoth* would be my bestie

I’m obsessed with pigeons and usually take a lot of pictures of them when I go out with my camera, so I would definitely pick a *Pidove*.

I take rocks with me from everywhere I go. I most likely picked up a *Dwebble* by accident and keep collecting pretty rocks for him so he could build himself a new home every few weeks.
(+Me obeying my primal instinct to forage rocks)

I’m sure I would have caught a *Magikarp* when I went fishing with my father (because I was very bad at it), and I would have kept it because I can relate to a weak and useless creature. Also, *Gyarados* is the closest thing to Falkor, the dragon from The Neverending Story (my fav childhood movie)

I was born in Fuerteventura = a volcanic island full of camels. It makes sense that my second Pokémon would be *Numel* (a volcanic camel). I'm sure it would be a typical type of transportation there.

*Squirtle* would be my starter because, as a child, I lived on an island and went to the beach a lot. Also, my first pets were two turtles. I've never chosen it as my starter in games, but it makes a lot of sense.
(+Current pet)

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