dont want to work on my actual job i just want to work on random stream and youtube stuff this bum ass life of mine sucks

Hacking into the brain of a straight hair person that knows nothing about hair care through telling them I wash mine once a week. "What?!? I have to wash mine daily or it becomes a greasy mess!" they cry, unaware I am picking them apart by the molecule with my mindgames, exposing their inadequacy.

gender is a fuck