Helper Monkey, aka Antifa
@ayeeye-mindfuque.bsky.social
Helper Monkey's my slave name. My birth name is ¡Yaoweeeeeech! I was torn out of me mum's arms as a wee bairn, & am now forced to do tricks for a fat talking head. He thinks he's in control, but this is my account, now. I llke macadamia nuts & CoCo Puffs.
When do they test for what stage syphillis Trump is at?
January 2, 2026 at 5:45 PM
When do they test for what stage syphillis Trump is at?
Can you make this in 1-D, please?
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Can you make this in 1-D, please?
HAPPY NEW YEAR! back atchyu.
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January 1, 2026 at 8:48 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR! back atchyu.
Um, I'm sorry, but didn't Donald J. Trump rape, traffick, and some say, murder young girls? I mean, it's all over THE EPSTEIN FILES in black and white - mostly black. Who should be rotting in Hell, again?
December 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Um, I'm sorry, but didn't Donald J. Trump rape, traffick, and some say, murder young girls? I mean, it's all over THE EPSTEIN FILES in black and white - mostly black. Who should be rotting in Hell, again?
It is a clown, like Pennywise, but dumb. Trump is Pennydumb.
December 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It is a clown, like Pennywise, but dumb. Trump is Pennydumb.
I loved her in Erasure.
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December 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I loved her in Erasure.
I fecking loved The Goldfinch. Donna Tartt's writing is sublime, and the story highly involving. I've read The Secret History - also great - and am looking forward to The Little Friend. As a recommendation, pick-up The Overstory by Richard Powers. It's one of the best books I've read in many years.
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I fecking loved The Goldfinch. Donna Tartt's writing is sublime, and the story highly involving. I've read The Secret History - also great - and am looking forward to The Little Friend. As a recommendation, pick-up The Overstory by Richard Powers. It's one of the best books I've read in many years.
I think a majority of voters in the last election voted for Harris. But Trump had Elon, so...
December 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think a majority of voters in the last election voted for Harris. But Trump had Elon, so...
A Warning to Ukraine:
Do not let the U.S. government under Trump in on any future plans or decisions. Trump is likely to pass on any info learned that is beneficial to Putin directly to him. This goes for Europe, as well. The U.S. will betray you.
A friend
Do not let the U.S. government under Trump in on any future plans or decisions. Trump is likely to pass on any info learned that is beneficial to Putin directly to him. This goes for Europe, as well. The U.S. will betray you.
A friend
December 30, 2025 at 4:16 PM
A Warning to Ukraine:
Do not let the U.S. government under Trump in on any future plans or decisions. Trump is likely to pass on any info learned that is beneficial to Putin directly to him. This goes for Europe, as well. The U.S. will betray you.
A friend
Do not let the U.S. government under Trump in on any future plans or decisions. Trump is likely to pass on any info learned that is beneficial to Putin directly to him. This goes for Europe, as well. The U.S. will betray you.
A friend
Republicans are at the point where their only hope for survival into the future is to ensure the destruction of everyone else. They're praying that this Reich will last forever.
December 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Republicans are at the point where their only hope for survival into the future is to ensure the destruction of everyone else. They're praying that this Reich will last forever.
Trump trafficked kids with Epstein. Trump f*cked kids with Epstein. I have zero doubt that Trump has personally killed one of them in the throes of rape (the infamous Russian pee tape). So appealing to Trump to spare the children is akin to appealing to a cat to spare the mice. Ain't gonna happen.
December 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Trump trafficked kids with Epstein. Trump f*cked kids with Epstein. I have zero doubt that Trump has personally killed one of them in the throes of rape (the infamous Russian pee tape). So appealing to Trump to spare the children is akin to appealing to a cat to spare the mice. Ain't gonna happen.
That's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. You totally deserve it. It couldn't happen to a better person. You are an inspiration.
HOW THE FUCK AM I ONLY 187,313?
HOW THE FUCK AM I ONLY 187,313?
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 AM
That's wonderful. I'm so happy for you. You totally deserve it. It couldn't happen to a better person. You are an inspiration.
HOW THE FUCK AM I ONLY 187,313?
HOW THE FUCK AM I ONLY 187,313?
It's probably video of Trump raping, then killing an 11-year-old Russian girl in the Presidential Suite of some 3-Star Moscow hotel. I'm just going to assume that's what it is until it is proven otherwise.
December 29, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It's probably video of Trump raping, then killing an 11-year-old Russian girl in the Presidential Suite of some 3-Star Moscow hotel. I'm just going to assume that's what it is until it is proven otherwise.
"Russia wants Ukraine to succeed at surrendering its sovereignty, its children, and its President over to certain execution."
What a deal!
What a deal!
December 29, 2025 at 2:35 AM
"Russia wants Ukraine to succeed at surrendering its sovereignty, its children, and its President over to certain execution."
What a deal!
What a deal!
Do give it another go, as it leads into two other really good books, Mystery and The Throat; The Throat being my favourite of the three.
December 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Do give it another go, as it leads into two other really good books, Mystery and The Throat; The Throat being my favourite of the three.
Translation:
"Not only did I rape young girls and traffick them as a business partner to my very good friend, Jeffrey Epstein, but I strangled and killed a few of them, too, as part of the fun. But since I'm Donald J. Trump, it's okay if I do it because, well, it just is."
"Not only did I rape young girls and traffick them as a business partner to my very good friend, Jeffrey Epstein, but I strangled and killed a few of them, too, as part of the fun. But since I'm Donald J. Trump, it's okay if I do it because, well, it just is."
December 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Translation:
"Not only did I rape young girls and traffick them as a business partner to my very good friend, Jeffrey Epstein, but I strangled and killed a few of them, too, as part of the fun. But since I'm Donald J. Trump, it's okay if I do it because, well, it just is."
"Not only did I rape young girls and traffick them as a business partner to my very good friend, Jeffrey Epstein, but I strangled and killed a few of them, too, as part of the fun. But since I'm Donald J. Trump, it's okay if I do it because, well, it just is."