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Rüssell. He/Him/Y’all
@ayestretchaye.bsky.social
Texpat Immigrant. Former Sailor, Pedicab Peddler, & all around bicycle guy, then I studied History. Now I have an adult job. I’d like to study more history but not in the creepy way.
Just got out of the Solve-a-Long Murder She Wrote. It was brilliant. Check it out when you can.

Got a new shirt, just for the show.

www.solvealongamurdershewrote.com
November 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Here is where you can get good pepperoni. Also pepperoni is an American invention.
November 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:15 PM
If you decide to shave it down to a mustache, might I recommend this amazing costume.
October 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I made queso for a friend’s party. This is also an apt description of me.
September 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
We have had a bountiful harvest of my favorite seasonal vegetable… Candy Corn
September 25, 2025 at 9:33 AM
It has been a long time since I worked in a pizza joint. Glad to see I’ve still got it.
August 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
post your dream ride
August 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Happy St Guinefort Day to all who celebrate.

Thanks to @pardon-mi.bsky.social for teaching me about this when I first wandered on to TikTok.
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’ve now added this to my calendar so I can celebrate accordingly.
August 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is my unsponsored endorsement of the Focus Friend App.

This is the cutest pomodoro app.

Thank you @hankgreen.bsky.social
August 17, 2025 at 12:09 PM
I saw this months ago and I keep thinking about it.
August 10, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I mean University of Warwick is misspelling ‘curiosity’.
August 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It is a game with colored golf tees in a board. Similar to Chinese Checkers.

But it has been the amusement of the internet for awhile.
July 23, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Maybe it was all the pegging.
July 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Lasagana Timpano Success
June 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
It was the 3rd of June…
June 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Oh shit.
May 31, 2025 at 11:17 PM
He’s a White Sox fan.
May 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
If you see this, drop a blue character
April 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
April 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Happy Rex Manning Day to all who celebrate
April 7, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Happy 50th Anniversary to the greatest Astros uniform.
April 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Sad to hear about the loss of this film giant.

If you need me I’ll be doing a Gene Hackman marathon.
February 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
My therapist said I needed to practice self-care and heal my inner child.

Not sure if this is going to do the trick, but my inner child is really stoked I have adult money to spend on silliness.
January 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM