Adam OM
@ayohem.bsky.social
He/Him - Liberal Millennial Lawyer.
Last holdout in my demographic without a podcast (If you ignore my regular shouts into the void)
Cubs / Bears / Illini fan, so nothing you say can hurt me.
Last holdout in my demographic without a podcast (If you ignore my regular shouts into the void)
Cubs / Bears / Illini fan, so nothing you say can hurt me.
I have run out of ways to describe the depths of my hatred for this modern-day Nazi administration, and I am just exhausted.
January 8, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I have run out of ways to describe the depths of my hatred for this modern-day Nazi administration, and I am just exhausted.
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January 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Tbf you mentioned the Jaguar, which is like a bat signal for freaks
January 4, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Tbf you mentioned the Jaguar, which is like a bat signal for freaks
Greg, I swear a solemn oath that I will always defend your right to use a sippy cup
January 4, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Greg, I swear a solemn oath that I will always defend your right to use a sippy cup
And here I am, cringing in fear every time my phone rings and someone wants to talk
January 4, 2026 at 2:33 PM
And here I am, cringing in fear every time my phone rings and someone wants to talk
I'm assuming it's not a new pillow, so I hope they begin the cuddle puddle with a land acknowledgement recognizing previous owners.
January 4, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I'm assuming it's not a new pillow, so I hope they begin the cuddle puddle with a land acknowledgement recognizing previous owners.
One free pillow each, or one single pillow for all the generals to share?
January 4, 2026 at 5:36 AM
One free pillow each, or one single pillow for all the generals to share?
Popeye makes sure to call every doctor he knows after 4 hours. Not for help; rather, to brag.
January 4, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Popeye makes sure to call every doctor he knows after 4 hours. Not for help; rather, to brag.
Maybe the Gang of Eight should double check their discord servers and slack channels, as I'm sure Hegseth notified them that way
January 4, 2026 at 3:42 AM
Maybe the Gang of Eight should double check their discord servers and slack channels, as I'm sure Hegseth notified them that way
God forbid young man catch a lil' motion
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 AM
God forbid young man catch a lil' motion
And tbh, I'm not really even trying to do that
January 4, 2026 at 12:30 AM
And tbh, I'm not really even trying to do that
Can we just all agree to instead just give the spot to the Hoosiers?
January 4, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Can we just all agree to instead just give the spot to the Hoosiers?
I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think I'm strong enough (for that playlist), no.
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think I'm strong enough (for that playlist), no.
Me in high school, psyching myself up before the AP Geometry test
January 4, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Me in high school, psyching myself up before the AP Geometry test
Feel like the Amal Clooney would be more helpful for international law and war crime matters
January 4, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Feel like the Amal Clooney would be more helpful for international law and war crime matters
The fact the entire NFC South hasn't been relegated to FCS play, mostly.
January 3, 2026 at 11:38 PM
The fact the entire NFC South hasn't been relegated to FCS play, mostly.
Definitely should have at least had a punch card system, at a minimum. Gotta pay for 4 before the 5th one is free.
January 3, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Definitely should have at least had a punch card system, at a minimum. Gotta pay for 4 before the 5th one is free.
As a Bears fan, I am legally required to believe anything related to the forward pass was a mistake and should be banned.
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 PM
As a Bears fan, I am legally required to believe anything related to the forward pass was a mistake and should be banned.
Git gud? More like git a CRT, cause that's how they were intended to be played
January 3, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Git gud? More like git a CRT, cause that's how they were intended to be played