i cant believe my uncle had time to cheat on his wife while working 60+ hours a week
February 3, 2026 at 3:08 AM
i cant believe my uncle had time to cheat on his wife while working 60+ hours a week
they should stick refrigerated meat in robots so you can still eat them
January 23, 2026 at 4:03 PM
they should stick refrigerated meat in robots so you can still eat them
i know im happy when im in the mood to blow smoke in my brothers face and slap him as hard as i can
January 18, 2026 at 12:59 AM
i know im happy when im in the mood to blow smoke in my brothers face and slap him as hard as i can
the ceo of fedex is just begging to be ripped apart and turned inside out
January 4, 2026 at 6:47 PM
the ceo of fedex is just begging to be ripped apart and turned inside out
i sponge in her pants till she bobs
January 4, 2026 at 6:38 AM
i sponge in her pants till she bobs
my retarded virgin coworker acts like flightreacts
January 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
my retarded virgin coworker acts like flightreacts
whos idea was it to put guns in video games i want more mario
January 1, 2026 at 4:29 AM
whos idea was it to put guns in video games i want more mario
i feel a sudden wave of pyromania
December 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
i feel a sudden wave of pyromania
they always laugh at me and call me an unstable mutt
December 29, 2025 at 7:16 AM
they always laugh at me and call me an unstable mutt
i hope i die in this great storm
December 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
i hope i die in this great storm
when i put my dick next to a 5.56 bullet i cant tell them apart
December 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
when i put my dick next to a 5.56 bullet i cant tell them apart
i cannot let this autistic latina slip through my fingers
December 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
i cannot let this autistic latina slip through my fingers
they call me crazy steve because i make the workplace a hostile environment
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
they call me crazy steve because i make the workplace a hostile environment
tha fuck going on in staten island
December 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
tha fuck going on in staten island
i traded my humanity for a sharp knife what have i done
December 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i traded my humanity for a sharp knife what have i done
A.I. cant call off work and cry to chet baker only a human soul can do that
December 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A.I. cant call off work and cry to chet baker only a human soul can do that
shit i should probably get my bill clinton tattoo removed now
December 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
shit i should probably get my bill clinton tattoo removed now
when my cat dies ill stuff her and bring her with me to events
December 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
when my cat dies ill stuff her and bring her with me to events
cptsd is fucking lame
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
cptsd is fucking lame
ive heard through the grapevine that soy boys make great wives
December 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
ive heard through the grapevine that soy boys make great wives
lord if you can hear me please let this older woman take advantage of me
December 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
lord if you can hear me please let this older woman take advantage of me
i wish i could burn up in the sky then sink in the Atlantic
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
i wish i could burn up in the sky then sink in the Atlantic
pretending its my birthday today just to feel something
December 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
pretending its my birthday today just to feel something
i wish saul goodman was real he has such a nice smile and he makes me feel good
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i wish saul goodman was real he has such a nice smile and he makes me feel good