I could have gotten paid?! Dammit.
April 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I could have gotten paid?! Dammit.
A shutdown might be an improvement
March 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A shutdown might be an improvement
When you tell grandma that you don’t want to give her a good bye kiss.
March 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
When you tell grandma that you don’t want to give her a good bye kiss.
Guess it’s ok for him to be a deadbeat dad since there’s no record of any child support anymore.
March 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Guess it’s ok for him to be a deadbeat dad since there’s no record of any child support anymore.
Pretty sure the flow of fentanyl across the Canadian border is from the US into Canada and not the other way around.
February 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Pretty sure the flow of fentanyl across the Canadian border is from the US into Canada and not the other way around.
I have Oasis tickets as well, but I was fortunate enough to have seen them previously. I hope they make it over here after a bunch of shows in Britain. I am optimistic.
February 5, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I have Oasis tickets as well, but I was fortunate enough to have seen them previously. I hope they make it over here after a bunch of shows in Britain. I am optimistic.
I feel like there’s a comma missing.
January 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I feel like there’s a comma missing.
Is he ripping on trump because he has to use a teleprompter?
January 29, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Is he ripping on trump because he has to use a teleprompter?
Nepotism merit badge acquired
January 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Nepotism merit badge acquired
Clearly he has the silver spoon merit badge.
January 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Clearly he has the silver spoon merit badge.
I assume you’ve seen Pump Up the Volume. It’s a little campy but well worth it.
January 27, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I assume you’ve seen Pump Up the Volume. It’s a little campy but well worth it.
What happened to the hiring freeze. Do as I say, not as I do.
January 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What happened to the hiring freeze. Do as I say, not as I do.
Clearly the blouse budget was spent on the lips and forehead.
January 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Clearly the blouse budget was spent on the lips and forehead.
I’m waiting for the shorter version of BlueSky. There’s too many words on most of these posts. Maybe they can limit these entries to like 140 characters or something.
January 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m waiting for the shorter version of BlueSky. There’s too many words on most of these posts. Maybe they can limit these entries to like 140 characters or something.
But have you tried to sing emo songs?
November 19, 2024 at 2:13 AM
But have you tried to sing emo songs?