Fuck you, this is hilarious and you know it

English majors throughout history have been threatened by rich people. The upper class understands their power is threatened when more people are educated, and use their power to silence the arts. This is known as the asterisk.

Some English majors didn't start out in that field. Many started as stop-motion animators, but are excited about the career change. After all, they are exclamation.

English majors also make great roadies. Guitar players are very stupid and can't tell whether to plug into equipment or go to the beach. This is why you need an English major to tell them whether to use an ampersand.

YOU BITCH maybe we should go there instead

Ada-1 looking on in disappointment

Modern Luigi Time is not encouragement or a request

Also appears to be missing the Secret Boss fight? Which is the best one on the soundtrack, IMO (sorry Stamp)

For legal reasons this is obviously a joke

Rolling up to the holding facility with a pizza cutter to free Luigi

Me yelling "who thought this was fun" at the TV

Also maintain the game is bad unless they changed it so you can fight <secret> again without needing a VR mission slog

I'd rather do Queen's Blood than throw any more boxes as Cait Sith

Also none of them are paid protestors you stupid ducks

My client is INNOCENT