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Adam Zimman
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And baked some more.
Two lemon meringue pies on wire cooling racks a top a wooden table.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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And cooked.
White dish on a wooden table with sautéed mushrooms and shallots.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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And cooked (even for my brother).
A Pyrex dish with sweet potato casserole with baked jumbo marshmallows on a wooden table . In the background is an overly ornate crystal bowl with cranberry jelly from a can… according to my brother this is the taste of childhood.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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And cooked.
A wooden table set with blue plates and a white bowl of dressing (stuffing) and a white platter with racks of lamb and rosemary sprigs.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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Today I cooked.
A large white bowl with a medley of roaster vegetables (Brussels sprouts, delicata squash, cauliflower, onions, butternut squash, garlic, and broccoli).
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Yesterday was productive.
Behold! the baked face. Two pumpkin pie They’ll do for eyes A loaf or rye bread Puts a nose on the head And seeded round boule Makes the mouth hole. I have elegantly arranged two pumpkin pies, and two loaves of bread into a face on my wooden table.
November 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Looks right.
Image of number of devices on a network. Reads, “All (65). Wired (18). WiFi (44).”
November 23, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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The future is now… BOOK LAUNCH DAY BOOK LAUNCH DAY BOOK LAUNCH DAY BOOK LAUNCH DAY BOOK LAUNCH DAY BOOK LAUNCH DAY BOOK LAUNCH DAY

celebrate with friends.
November 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Got some pics from talks at #ETLS

@itrevolution.com this one made my day 😂
Adam Zimman on stage during his talk with Brian Scott about Adobe’s use of Progressive Delivery techniques for rollout and adoption of AI technologies. Adam is wearing a dark blue shirt with gold writing that reads, “Please slow down I’m from the 1900s” Or, the transitive from Ferris Bueller said, "Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”
October 17, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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@rstephens.me teaching us all about how to take advice from cartoon dogs.
Rachel standing at a podium presenting. The screen she is standing next to says, “I’m not taking advice from a cartoon dog.”
October 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Tap. Tap. Tap.
“Don’t make me tap the sign meme” Top picture is a Simpsons bus driver, driving the bus and the text “Don’t make me tap the sign.” Bottom picture is the bus driver’s hand tapping a white sign that reads, “xkcd 2347.”
August 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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“Vibe guessing” nailed it.
Meme of Drake. Top image of Drake shying away holding up a hand in a stop motion next to text, “Hot garbage.” Bottom image of Drake smiling and pointing a finger next to text, “Vibe guessing.” Marketing is an art That is never too late later to start Like lipstick on a pig Or a frog wearing a wig As easy as smelling your own fart
July 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Just got the best gift from my wife and kid…. A new sticker that I have been waiting for my whole adult life.
The most perfect sticker in the shape of a generic raffle ticket. The ticket is numbered “827830” and says “⭐️SHIT⭐️ SHOW” in bold letters and “ADMIT ONE” in smaller text underneath. This is my own personal ticket to the SHIT SHOW. I feel like I’ve finally made it. I always knew I needed to go The mayhem just continues to grow I’ve waited my turn for a ticket Now I know just where to stick it Finally got my ticket, to the shit show
May 28, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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It is morning. Again.
On the wooden table rest a forswunken ceramic cup. My forswunken self is tired It tried to fill me up But alas I still feel mired Now so does my little cup
May 2, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Today I wave “good morning” while holding my baby hand cup. Not because it is creepy, but because awkwardly gripping the small fingers reinforces the need to cling to hope as if it were made of a small porcelain appendage.
Sitting on a wooden table is a small ceramic cup. On one side of the cup is a small hand (that is part of the ceramic cup). I’m holding the small hand as a handle for the cup.
April 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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But do you recall Arcon?
April 13, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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A proper morning to you all.
A grey ceramic espresso cup with a white interior and espresso inside sitting on a wooden table. The coffee calls to me Beckoning me to drink an embrace the day A the bottom awaits a moment of clarity And the need to poop.
April 12, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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If you see this, post a beach photo from your phone… and tell Inigo he is the goodest puppy.
Wet shaggy dog on the beach looking for the next seagull to chase. Small waves ebbing in the background with an overcast sky. I am a wet dog Just a happy dog Chasing the birds on the beach.
April 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Bunnykins wishes a good morning, to you.
Bunnykins mug with a scene of two bunnies roller skating together. One bunny is dressed fem with a cottage-core white dress with polka dots and carrying a teapot. The other bunny is masc with a red jacket and light green pants. There are three naked bunnies running around the outer lip of the cup as well. Action shot: espresso is being pulled into the Bunnykins mug much like a bunny to ripe carrot. Three naked bunnies race around the outer lip of the mug. Lower down there is a scene of a group of bunnies playing, a few on roller skates. On of them has fallen on their wee bunny butt, but appears ok.
April 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Good morning, to you.
Hand holding a diminutive white cup filled with espresso on a wooden table. The cup is small. The beverage hot. A lovely good morning shot.
April 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Good morning, to you.
Yet another debutante tea cup is held by my hand over a wooden table. The cup is decorated with colorful blue and red flowers with green leaves and splotches of yellow.
April 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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As promised…
Hand holding yet another debutante cup. Cup is white with an intricate floral pattern with gold and yellow stripes outlining the lip, foot and handle. Below is a saucer matching the cup with similar gold and yellow line accents.
April 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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Good morning to you! … another fancy day.

I’ve decided to exercise all my debutante cups. They don’t get out much.
Hand holding a debutante tea cup filled with espresso. The cup is shaped like a tiny coffee mug but ornately decorated with a silver and light blue flower pattern. In the background is a wooden table. This cup is tiny But the flavor bold Easy to drink, hard to hold
April 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Fancy morning.
Ornate debutante tea cup, white with gold inlay sitting on a matching saucer with a lead pattern and points at the edges like a flower. The cup has espresso inside and the saucer rests on a wooden table.
March 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM