i hope you get to relax on Christmas at least

sing the song i've had stuck in my head instead, Cult of Personality

fed up with trying to win the approval of the mediocre

chicka chicka slim shady

this post (azimuth version)

you said you had to get a personality because you're ugly?

when is it getting here?

i just love speaking that poetry to you bb

sorry i use this account just to unabashedly indulge my personality disorders, but i'm not really sorry cause i only care about what a few of you think

she asked me to critique her story but it was just divorce papers you hadn't signed yet

she let you hit cause you're funny? that's nice

she let me hit cause i have intuition, depth of character, talent, and interests. and i didn't develop those to try and impress women, i just had them.

your thing was cool too, though.

proud of you fella

your misfortune would make me feel better by comparison

then, take your ass to the barber shop. tell the barber you're tired of lookin like an asshole