Aziri
@aziri.bsky.social
Veteran, old-ish and cranky.
OMG, for Bast's sake, read Eric Hoffer's, "True Believers" if you want to understand what's going on in America.
OMG, for Bast's sake, read Eric Hoffer's, "True Believers" if you want to understand what's going on in America.
How much rounder can that circular logic get?
January 7, 2026 at 10:52 AM
How much rounder can that circular logic get?
Ask the cat if it wants to be fed and it *might* self-deport from the lap.
If you try it, you'd better feed it, though.
If you try it, you'd better feed it, though.
January 7, 2026 at 10:29 AM
Ask the cat if it wants to be fed and it *might* self-deport from the lap.
If you try it, you'd better feed it, though.
If you try it, you'd better feed it, though.
How is this different from extortion or ransom?
January 7, 2026 at 10:20 AM
How is this different from extortion or ransom?
I mean, maybe *he* does but that's not my first reaction.
January 7, 2026 at 10:09 AM
I mean, maybe *he* does but that's not my first reaction.
I...I'm not sure that 'ultimate Florida man' is a compliment.
January 7, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I...I'm not sure that 'ultimate Florida man' is a compliment.
Is dirt a viral vector?
I mean, I really thought it was other humans and their snotboxes.
I mean, I really thought it was other humans and their snotboxes.
January 7, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Is dirt a viral vector?
I mean, I really thought it was other humans and their snotboxes.
I mean, I really thought it was other humans and their snotboxes.
The souls were released?
January 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The souls were released?
If you're a Costco member, you can often get appliances for less and they handle any warranty issues for the first year or so rather than you having to deal with the company. Also no extra charge for installation.
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you're a Costco member, you can often get appliances for less and they handle any warranty issues for the first year or so rather than you having to deal with the company. Also no extra charge for installation.
B'dum *tsssh!*
Thank you and remember to tip the waitstaff, folks!
Thank you and remember to tip the waitstaff, folks!
December 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
B'dum *tsssh!*
Thank you and remember to tip the waitstaff, folks!
Thank you and remember to tip the waitstaff, folks!
You'll be lucky if there are no presents in your shoes over this heinous transgression.
November 30, 2025 at 5:30 PM
You'll be lucky if there are no presents in your shoes over this heinous transgression.
Are we sure the bird isn't AI generated? It looks really weirdly proportioned.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Are we sure the bird isn't AI generated? It looks really weirdly proportioned.
I came to remind people of this incredible day of crusty goodness.
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I came to remind people of this incredible day of crusty goodness.
He's still stuck on the idea that he can loot their oil, somehow (like he wanted to do with Syria). As if it's not a war crime.
Dementia means some ideas are resistant to change no matter how many timed you tell them it's illegal.
Dementia means some ideas are resistant to change no matter how many timed you tell them it's illegal.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
He's still stuck on the idea that he can loot their oil, somehow (like he wanted to do with Syria). As if it's not a war crime.
Dementia means some ideas are resistant to change no matter how many timed you tell them it's illegal.
Dementia means some ideas are resistant to change no matter how many timed you tell them it's illegal.
The 'please' is a nice touch.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The 'please' is a nice touch.
He should maybe take his own advice starting with shoes that match his suit and fit well enough not to give him bunions.
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 AM
He should maybe take his own advice starting with shoes that match his suit and fit well enough not to give him bunions.
Tell us you don't know how healthcare works in America...
November 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Tell us you don't know how healthcare works in America...
The beaches are a major draw and drilling inevitably puts oil in the water.
Nobody wants to surf coated in crude oil.
Nobody wants to surf coated in crude oil.
November 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The beaches are a major draw and drilling inevitably puts oil in the water.
Nobody wants to surf coated in crude oil.
Nobody wants to surf coated in crude oil.
I was gonna guess, 'what is in the cat horde from under the couch.'
November 13, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I was gonna guess, 'what is in the cat horde from under the couch.'
Maybe because it's an unpermitted, very bad, awful, no good idea?
The White House wasn't built with a throne/audience room for a reason.
The White House wasn't built with a throne/audience room for a reason.
October 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Maybe because it's an unpermitted, very bad, awful, no good idea?
The White House wasn't built with a throne/audience room for a reason.
The White House wasn't built with a throne/audience room for a reason.
I guess the idea of acceptable collateral damage in the territorial US had to come eventually.
October 23, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I guess the idea of acceptable collateral damage in the territorial US had to come eventually.
Why does ICE need missiles?
Asking for friends who can't even.
Asking for friends who can't even.
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Why does ICE need missiles?
Asking for friends who can't even.
Asking for friends who can't even.
We've got these nesting in our yard. Yellow nuthatches? Whatever they are, they're *fast* and hard to photograph.
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
We've got these nesting in our yard. Yellow nuthatches? Whatever they are, they're *fast* and hard to photograph.
Whatever translates to "consistently flips off fascists" or perhaps, Krasnov's bane.
October 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Whatever translates to "consistently flips off fascists" or perhaps, Krasnov's bane.