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That History Guy
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We're gonna spend 24 hours in a haunted house!

False. First, it's nap time. Then, it's boat time!

I did feel bad about #GuacOnTheFloor though. Sorry Ryan. 😞
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I discovered so many cool songs and cool bands, just from the soundtracks to games. Lol Its amazing.
October 31, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I agree except Teddy 'The Bullmoose' Roosevelt would be my #1. He got shot, and survived unlike Lincoln. Ba-dum-dum. 😅

Teddy, and Lincoln are effort my 1 and 2 though.
October 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Halo Combat Evolved was the entire reason I went with XBox versus PlayStation back in the day... That choral intro was amazing.
October 25, 2025 at 1:01 AM
The Mouth Manacle. Now 18.99 on Amazon!
October 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My God! You fool! Youre playing with a 4+ bean salad!? Are you trying to destroy us all!? AHHHHHHH! Thats how the dinosaurs became extinct ya'know?
October 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Are the Epstein files in the room with us?
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Bah ha ha ha ha haaaa. Thats me laughing at MAGA, btw.
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Do I need my inflatable unicorn suit ready when I call though? And would Geroge Soros know if I did, or did not, have it ready when he writes out my protest check?
October 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Oh, wow. You didn't sign up for the Antifa direct deposit account did you? Weak. You get a free inflatable frog suit when you do! I dont know if they promotion is over though. 😞
October 17, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Outside of Star Wars nerds, gamers have been some of The most dissapointingly whiney people I have Ever met. JFC. 🙄
October 17, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Don't EVER let them forget it, either. Our women in these United States deserve better than all... This. *waves hands all around* 😩
October 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Do you think they will respond to my asking about the Epstein files though? They juuuuuuust might this time. 🙄
October 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
How are those Epstein files? Close to being released?
October 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
You're a Halloweener? 🤭
October 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Whoa whoa WHOA. We Nords are more than just cold racists! We're brave, stout and loyal warriors who stood up to the Altmer for all humankind. So, for that reason, we hate the Mer! ... Dammit, maybe we are Cold Racists... 😑
October 15, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I tried Waymo and it was far to freaky for me. Lol Im a luddite. I demand people to drive me around dang it!
October 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pssssh, I fuck with WuTang everyday, dawg! Word up!
October 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Noooope.
September 17, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Darn kids these days! We had barely 18 bits and we were grateful for even that! *shakes fist* 🤣
June 17, 2025 at 2:20 PM
You ain't going to change anything that's at your door for now, anyways.

Find small stuff that brings you joy. Last time this happened, I started buying up my old games. N64, SNES, GameCube, because they brought me good memories.

Rest now, so that when you can fight, you fight like Hell.
February 1, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Daggerfall. Dear God of All Bananas... Elder Scrolls: Daggerfall. Never beat the game. Just spent time running around this Insanely huge world. 😅
January 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM