Anyways, shout out to Ellipsus for their wonderful export to AO3 tools—by which I mean a functional copy/paste that doesn’t entirely eat formatting (gdocs) or throw whitespace before each comma for italicized text (iPhone notes app)

Yes, I do write a large chunk of my fics primarily in my notes app

Oh god, this prompted me to look it over again… someday I should really go clean up my old fics with the fucked italicization

Anyways, maybe I’m a genius or maybe I just have kickass friends <3

Noooooooooooooooo if you stop touching I will poke the cardinal marks draft tonight

The alt versions of Heretic being:
- the fic
- the fic but with a less canon ending
- the fic presented as a series of out-of-context flashbacks making it even more confusing
- the fic but every instance of psychic torture is replaced with “committing to the dubcon pope sex, you coward”

Kill itttttttttttttttttttt 😡😡🧵💥💥💥🤬😡

Candidly, even if yes, that one again lol

Did you ever go read Tryphine by eyegnats. If not, that one

I’m. Uh. Working on it. Totally didn’t start a different thing that will never see the light of day, nope, not me

Uh, I’ll finish it some day…maybe I’ll even update this month…

Marie, baby, call me. 1-800-697-8336, that’s 1-800 MYQUEEN

So what you’re saying is I’ve got a shot

apologies... juncos are sparrows, so i *meant* to say "the orca sparrows and the other, twee sparrows"