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azzypoizon.bsky.social
LOCA⚡MOCHA
@azzypoizon.bsky.social
🎼 𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓻𝓸𝓬𝓴𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻⚡preformer ٭ published model ٭ former radio personality ٭ 🎨 Yrrebsä ⚡🅓🅙 🅢🅛🅔🅐🅩🅔 🅠🅤🅔🅔🅝 🎧 💋
He still wants to hang out again & I'm so excited lol well that's what I've been doing 😂 nd ima do it again (with lube this time, bro is hung) children next time, bluesky 🤣
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We initially hooked up when I bought merch from his band & went to pick it up lmao I remember him saying "man someone said I sound like Nathan Explosion ☹️" and I won't lie it's giving metalocalypse in my favorite song by them lol but that's a good thing to me 😂
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Idk man I'm trippin for real he is so sexy and I like his hair & I listen to his band every day (and he actually doesn't know this)
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I really like him lol. Cant believe I managed to bag him in the state that I'm in but he's doesn't judge me. He's just as nervous about how hot I am as I am about how fucking hot he is which is CRAAAAZY work
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm glad he still wanted to hang out, I wish I'd gotten to sleepover tho. Cramps make you wanna cuddle lol (among other things I assume he ain't about cuz idk him like that lol)
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Omg. Right before that he asked me for a lighter and while looking through my purse I pulled out: brass knuckles made of sparkly oink resin, 3 tubes of lipstic, a hear shaped mirror, a hot wheels Camaro, a metal fork, a lollipop, uh etc... Lighter was in my car. How embarrassing but i found it 😂
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I still got to hug him and feel his muscles lol we were outside smoking and there was a light behind him highlighting all the good shit and he's like "youre acting goofy again" and i'm just like I'm sorry you just look nice in the light 🙈💜
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We were also talking about soup we liked & I happen to live a 5 minute walk from a shop that sells a paste for his favorite so I got it for him as a gift. Turns out that's his love language, I surprised him & he was happy 😊 so was i
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We went to arcade legacy and I played a Nintendo 64 for the like 3rd time ever in my life, he's not mean to me if I lose and watched me crash out over Wario and still wants to see me lol
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We were supposed to have a sleepover this weekend but I got my stupid period 🙄 we still hung out but he had a tummy ache, we went home separately but we still had a great time.
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I am AFAB but It's rare that I ever just get to "be a girl" without anyone trying to dispute it and he doesn't. I be acting a FOOL around this man 😂
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
With women & femmes I'm a touch-me-not and usually take in masc roles in the relationship. I'm pretty neutral in most relationships. But when a man is masculine in a non-toxic way I naturally and safely float into my femeninity, which a lot of people dont realise totally exists.
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Nonbinary is kind of a blanket statement of my identity but i'm a two-spirit, I'm bisexual and gender fluid. My expression varies and I also vary with relationships
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I'm nonbinary but its partially because people don't treat me like a person. He doesn't just treat me like a person, he treats me like a pretty girl and that's kind of my kink.
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
He also thinks its attractive that I'm not afraid to speak my mind which is so fucking hot to me. Ive lived a lifetime of people trying to shut me up & he just be cool with me saying anything 😂
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
He's super disciplined and put together but also nerdy and funny and cool, self aware and we have the same beliefs and morals so I can be myself with him without having to worry or censor myself
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Soooo I learned about wrestling last week. This mf was like "see white people have culture... We got monster trucks and wrestling" 😂 he's funny, and thinks I'm funny lol.
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
He like worships my body & I'm obsessed with his to the point that I cant act right lol face card equally doesn't decline, he's mature and funny & has w great personality too. He's just as into the things he likes as I am
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I sent a picture of my feet tonight on purpose for the first time ever. I feel crazy lmao
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
also my first experience with a feet guy. We got really into it at one point and this man sucked my toe and I was like "this has never happened to me before" 😳 but I was just staring at his body cuz oh my GOD like holy shit when I say absolutely ideal body type hhhhnngggGG and he works hard for it😩
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I tried to make myself ugly because I got Sa'd and accidently got hotter?

He called me curvy UwU🌸 can't nobody tell me a damn thing now
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
For context of the opposites... I was stalked the past year& the past 2 I haven't exactly had any sex I really wanted to. I purposely let myself go for that fact & gained 25lbs. Meanwhile he started powerlifting and got even HOTTER total opposite of what I did
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Bruh tell me why we finally get it in then whatever YouTube video playing says "look at them puffy ass nipples" and we both start laughing so hard we're both about to cry. I can't make this shit up lol
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We tried to have sex and failed for like 2 days 🤣 cuz I was nervous and I guess my shit just sealed shut or whatever which was annoying, no part of me did NOT want this man inside of my body lmao
September 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM