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b_shizzzle
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He/him | PDX
Twitter sadly still has bangers
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Can I be Ser Duncan the Tall for Halloween if I’m 5’6
February 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Sorry if I’m awol for the next few days- I told my psychiatrist I’m attracted to Aella and Contrapoints and got put on a 48 hour psych hold
February 3, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I’m gonna be Song of Ice and Fire-posting a lot because Knight of the Seven Kingdoms has reignited my stupidly strong passion for these books
January 30, 2026 at 10:11 PM
This meme is entirely wrong, but it shows why House of the Dragon fails.

GoT ISNT about moral grey characters- it’s about the perseverance of virtue.

Meanwhile HotD misunderstands Martin’s themes and ACTUALLY makes every character morally grey
January 30, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I love when something so stupid happens in an anime they have to bring the Narrator out to explain
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 AM
It’s so funny knowing I could have interacted with Kanye on the bipolar subreddits
Ye, fka Kanye West, takes out a full-page in the Wall Street Journal to apologize to the Black community, and for antisemitism:

“I lost touch with reality”
January 27, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Show so good it reminds me the the real travesty isn’t that we’ll never get Winds of Winter, but that we’ll never get all 7 Dunk and Egg novellas

I need to see the Tragedy of Summerhall!!!
Feels amazing to have some good asoiaf content again
January 22, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Feels amazing to have some good asoiaf content again
January 21, 2026 at 5:03 AM
TWO DAYS
Five days until it’s all finally over
January 16, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Back when I couldn’t handle martinis
January 14, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Got called metrosexual today
January 13, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Five days until it’s all finally over
January 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Urge to drop everything and move to Asheville
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
My goal for 2026 is to double my amount of evil exes
December 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Hinge girlie unmatched me because I told her that her favorite Cameron Winters song was wrong
December 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Me any one of these days now
December 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Everyone’s feeding my delusions
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Bangfishing- the art of having bangs in your profile but showing up to our date without bangs
December 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
She hasn’t watched my stories today
a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
ALT: a close up of a monkey wearing an oxygen mask on its nose .
media.tenor.com
December 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I’ve managed to go all day only saying the words “20oz cold brew please”
December 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Thank you to all my friends who have to watch me actively lose my mind
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Trying to move on except my brain keeps making me dream of her
December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Am I allowed to get into Bladee if I’m 27 years old
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Tinder girlie shared a playlist so bad I lost all attraction even though she’s a brunette with bangs
December 4, 2025 at 8:52 PM