Bob Smith
@b0bsmith.bsky.social
I have not thought of anything pithy to put here yet.
"Just be healthy!", says the TV doctor. Avoid ill humors.
December 30, 2025 at 10:27 PM
"Just be healthy!", says the TV doctor. Avoid ill humors.
Well for how far we've seem to come, we seem not to have advanced much at all.
December 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Well for how far we've seem to come, we seem not to have advanced much at all.
I think I liked it better when I thought it was just another Trump Distraction® from other problems. I didn't think they had another layer to it. It never ends with these people.
December 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I think I liked it better when I thought it was just another Trump Distraction® from other problems. I didn't think they had another layer to it. It never ends with these people.
"Your Honor, everything I just said, is bullshit. Thank you."
"Overruled."
"Overruled."
December 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
"Your Honor, everything I just said, is bullshit. Thank you."
"Overruled."
"Overruled."
Well those pants did her no favors, I can tell you that much.
December 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Well those pants did her no favors, I can tell you that much.
The "classy" version of truck nuts.
December 30, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The "classy" version of truck nuts.
Coureurs de bois.
"I once dated the Rokeby Venus."
"I once dated the Rokeby Venus."
December 30, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Coureurs de bois.
"I once dated the Rokeby Venus."
"I once dated the Rokeby Venus."
If it's not one thing, it's another. And where is Congress?
December 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
If it's not one thing, it's another. And where is Congress?
Those look like seasoned fries, and for seasoned fries? BBQ Sauce.
December 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Those look like seasoned fries, and for seasoned fries? BBQ Sauce.
Make that an alarm and make it unable to be stopped.
December 27, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Make that an alarm and make it unable to be stopped.
[picks up mouse] Computer. Hello, Computer.
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
[picks up mouse] Computer. Hello, Computer.
If Trump grew a Van Dyke beard his neck would look like it had a Brazilian wax.
December 27, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If Trump grew a Van Dyke beard his neck would look like it had a Brazilian wax.
"It's OK, it was just my auto correct. Stop looking at me that way!"
December 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
"It's OK, it was just my auto correct. Stop looking at me that way!"
And I hope they have cake and choke on it.
December 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
And I hope they have cake and choke on it.
How I’m walking out of 2025...
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How I’m walking out of 2025...
All I'm saying is that if I accidentally woke up as Donald Trump I would probably kill myself.
December 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
All I'm saying is that if I accidentally woke up as Donald Trump I would probably kill myself.
And who the heck is Matt Wallace?
December 27, 2025 at 1:53 PM
And who the heck is Matt Wallace?
I think therefore I'm special.
December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I think therefore I'm special.
A terrorist is someone that would bomb you on Christmas Day.
Whatever is in those Epstein Files must be a doozy.
Whatever is in those Epstein Files must be a doozy.
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 AM
A terrorist is someone that would bomb you on Christmas Day.
Whatever is in those Epstein Files must be a doozy.
Whatever is in those Epstein Files must be a doozy.
The Ghost of Oh God Did I Really Past
The Ghost of What Was Their Name Again Present
and
The Ghost of Come On Clearblue Future
The Ghost of What Was Their Name Again Present
and
The Ghost of Come On Clearblue Future
December 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
The Ghost of Oh God Did I Really Past
The Ghost of What Was Their Name Again Present
and
The Ghost of Come On Clearblue Future
The Ghost of What Was Their Name Again Present
and
The Ghost of Come On Clearblue Future
Angus Podgorny, what do y'mean?
He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange!
He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange!
December 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Angus Podgorny, what do y'mean?
He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange!
He wasna so much a man as... a blancmange!