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Ben Ellis
@b3n3llis.bsky.social
Novels ➤ In A Right State // Broken Branches // How We Got To Today

Some screenplays too.

Website ➤ www.b3n3llis.com
Now do about 98% of the farmers complaining about inheritance tax.
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just for clarity’s sake. A true connoisseur of balance.
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Unless zero AO World employees are claiming in work benefits, then he’s just contributing to the problem.
November 26, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Many readers feel they’re reading an actual journalist.
November 25, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Also, this won’t be a donation but a quid pro quo exchange.
October 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
If This Morning wasn’t on ITV, I’m sure they would.
August 29, 2025 at 7:53 AM
So you can become a mayor without one face-to-face interview or even having to sign anything?

ID checks are ‘woke nonsense’ now.
August 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Is that where the bulldozer at Heathrow struck the cunt?
July 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Air freshened shitter.
June 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
OG internet image *tips hat*
a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
ALT: a man with a beard says " now that 's a name i 've not heard in a long time .
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Yeah, I've been getting an uptick in badges the past couple of months.

Maybe potential buyers are kicking the tyres of the backend, and shooting off the odd email to test it out?
June 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
So, Facebook is freely giving access to FB and Insta to the others to scrape because of the legal complexities?

Errr, no it’s not - m.facebook.com/help/4639837...
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May 24, 2025 at 10:30 AM