Sometimes I can’t believe what I’m reading because it’s so completely obviously bullshit, and
Sometimes I can’t believe what I’m reading because it’s the fucking truth.
Sometimes I can’t believe what I’m reading because it’s the fucking truth.
December 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Sometimes I can’t believe what I’m reading because it’s so completely obviously bullshit, and
Sometimes I can’t believe what I’m reading because it’s the fucking truth.
Sometimes I can’t believe what I’m reading because it’s the fucking truth.
Just your friendly neighborhood deer reminding you: if you ALL use AI for everything it WILL be too warm to kill off the bugs and as a deer, I’m just saying Eff you.
Do you have your own flies and ticks named after you? No?
Then shut up.
Signed, A. Deer
Do you have your own flies and ticks named after you? No?
Then shut up.
Signed, A. Deer
December 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Just your friendly neighborhood deer reminding you: if you ALL use AI for everything it WILL be too warm to kill off the bugs and as a deer, I’m just saying Eff you.
Do you have your own flies and ticks named after you? No?
Then shut up.
Signed, A. Deer
Do you have your own flies and ticks named after you? No?
Then shut up.
Signed, A. Deer
I know we said “No Kings”and everything, right, but we get to keep this one.
December 7, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I know we said “No Kings”and everything, right, but we get to keep this one.
Seems if you want people to not wear pajamas at the airport, you should make it so they don’t have to sleep there when their flights get delayed or cancelled?
December 7, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Seems if you want people to not wear pajamas at the airport, you should make it so they don’t have to sleep there when their flights get delayed or cancelled?
Ouch! The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie!
December 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ouch! The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie!
Heaven is not an exclusive club in the sky where you have to say the secret password to get in.
Heaven is the world we make better for others.
If you’re not actively engaged in repairing the world, your talk of heaven is nothing but stinkbreath.
Heaven is the world we make better for others.
If you’re not actively engaged in repairing the world, your talk of heaven is nothing but stinkbreath.
December 5, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Heaven is not an exclusive club in the sky where you have to say the secret password to get in.
Heaven is the world we make better for others.
If you’re not actively engaged in repairing the world, your talk of heaven is nothing but stinkbreath.
Heaven is the world we make better for others.
If you’re not actively engaged in repairing the world, your talk of heaven is nothing but stinkbreath.
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🚨Imagine ICE conducting a raid on your PRIVATE PROPERTY.🚨
Illegal, unconstitutional, and an elevation of ICE’s encroachment. This needs to have national attention. 1/2
Illegal, unconstitutional, and an elevation of ICE’s encroachment. This needs to have national attention. 1/2
November 26, 2025 at 12:12 AM
🚨Imagine ICE conducting a raid on your PRIVATE PROPERTY.🚨
Illegal, unconstitutional, and an elevation of ICE’s encroachment. This needs to have national attention. 1/2
Illegal, unconstitutional, and an elevation of ICE’s encroachment. This needs to have national attention. 1/2
Introduced my husband today to The Rutles. He tolerated it for a while, but when it got to “Ouch!” He spit out his seltzer.
My work here is almost done.
My work here is almost done.
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Introduced my husband today to The Rutles. He tolerated it for a while, but when it got to “Ouch!” He spit out his seltzer.
My work here is almost done.
My work here is almost done.
I’m here for all your art, your photography, crafts, foods. I can’t boil a pencil.
I’m a deer.
Happy peace making holiday.
That is what this one is about, isn’t it?
I’m a deer.
Happy peace making holiday.
That is what this one is about, isn’t it?
November 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I’m here for all your art, your photography, crafts, foods. I can’t boil a pencil.
I’m a deer.
Happy peace making holiday.
That is what this one is about, isn’t it?
I’m a deer.
Happy peace making holiday.
That is what this one is about, isn’t it?
I love it when iTunes knows exactly when to bring up Liz Phair in my algorithm.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I love it when iTunes knows exactly when to bring up Liz Phair in my algorithm.
If I were a middle-aged woman losing the last of her fucks, I too, would ask Santa for a dishwasher.
Now, while I’m alive.
Now, while I’m alive.
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
If I were a middle-aged woman losing the last of her fucks, I too, would ask Santa for a dishwasher.
Now, while I’m alive.
Now, while I’m alive.
Ahem, pardon me, but the drug that’s killing us all is their unbridled greed and hubris.
Looks like we’re going to war with Venezuela to distract from the Epstein files.
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Ahem, pardon me, but the drug that’s killing us all is their unbridled greed and hubris.
I keep thinking that somewhere there is an incarcerated youth who could be rehabilitating themself with the help of the dog Ms. Maxwell is currently enjoying.
Talk about injustice.
Talk about injustice.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I keep thinking that somewhere there is an incarcerated youth who could be rehabilitating themself with the help of the dog Ms. Maxwell is currently enjoying.
Talk about injustice.
Talk about injustice.
So close to buying a pack of cigarettes today.
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
So close to buying a pack of cigarettes today.
The thing I’m currently worked up about is these people using encased US flags in the background of their zoom calls.
But they’re not the same size as the standard flag given a grieving family member after losing a service member.
They’re mere decoration.
Makes me sick.
But they’re not the same size as the standard flag given a grieving family member after losing a service member.
They’re mere decoration.
Makes me sick.
November 9, 2025 at 6:59 AM
The thing I’m currently worked up about is these people using encased US flags in the background of their zoom calls.
But they’re not the same size as the standard flag given a grieving family member after losing a service member.
They’re mere decoration.
Makes me sick.
But they’re not the same size as the standard flag given a grieving family member after losing a service member.
They’re mere decoration.
Makes me sick.
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Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Let this sink in. The President of the United States is now appealing a court order forcing him to feed starving children.
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And let's name names. #ElonMusk #MarcoRubio #RussellVought and #DonaldTrump (with help from #JohnRoberts). This is premeditated murder--of children. You can spin it anyway you like but you cannot escape this fact.
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
And let's name names. #ElonMusk #MarcoRubio #RussellVought and #DonaldTrump (with help from #JohnRoberts). This is premeditated murder--of children. You can spin it anyway you like but you cannot escape this fact.
What’s wrong with this clear captions commercial:
Lady on cell phone at restaurant:
“I can’t hear on the phone.”
Her friend says,
Here, come to my house.
Get a landline!
Um…
Lady on cell phone at restaurant:
“I can’t hear on the phone.”
Her friend says,
Here, come to my house.
Get a landline!
Um…
November 5, 2025 at 11:05 AM
What’s wrong with this clear captions commercial:
Lady on cell phone at restaurant:
“I can’t hear on the phone.”
Her friend says,
Here, come to my house.
Get a landline!
Um…
Lady on cell phone at restaurant:
“I can’t hear on the phone.”
Her friend says,
Here, come to my house.
Get a landline!
Um…
It might be a better strategy for me to root for teams I *don’t* like.
I think I’m a baseball cooler or something.
Better luck next time, Jays.
I think I’m a baseball cooler or something.
Better luck next time, Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It might be a better strategy for me to root for teams I *don’t* like.
I think I’m a baseball cooler or something.
Better luck next time, Jays.
I think I’m a baseball cooler or something.
Better luck next time, Jays.
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Just think, he *could* have instead built big beautiful hotels along the border, offered the bedraggled immigrants a place to rest in comfort, something to eat, and a chance to properly get their paperwork in order.
With all that $$ he could have done this so much better—could have been a hero.
With all that $$ he could have done this so much better—could have been a hero.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Just think, he *could* have instead built big beautiful hotels along the border, offered the bedraggled immigrants a place to rest in comfort, something to eat, and a chance to properly get their paperwork in order.
With all that $$ he could have done this so much better—could have been a hero.
With all that $$ he could have done this so much better—could have been a hero.
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Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents. They’ve had their necks kneeled on. They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
www.propublica.org
October 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents. They’ve had their necks kneeled on. They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
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October 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Wishing @kamalaharris.com the happiest of birthdays! We ALL know what we would wish for!
#happybirthdaykamala
#pinks
#happybirthdaykamala
#pinks
October 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Wishing @kamalaharris.com the happiest of birthdays! We ALL know what we would wish for!
#happybirthdaykamala
#pinks
#happybirthdaykamala
#pinks