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Bård H.
@baardh.bsky.social
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IT potatoe, meat popsicle, human kind ally, '77 model, living in Oslo with wife, kid, and a small zoo.

Please note:
- I'm already married, and you're not my type!
- Yes, I know I'm part of the problem!
- No human rights discussions before coffee!
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DUCK DUCK GO!!! 😀

#DagensLilleMy vs #AllTheDucks i #Svarttjern / #Romsås / #Oslo

Endene var var veldig nysgjerrige, men også merkbart skuffa da de ikke fikk mat. Så My fikk ikke være med å leke likevel...
Our six year old English Bulldog surrounded by ducks while dipping her paws in our local pond in the foggy weather Our six year old English Bulldog surrounded by ducks while dipping her paws in our local pond in the foggy weather Our six year old English Bulldog surrounded by ducks while dipping her paws in our local pond in the foggy weather
December 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
baardh.bsky.social
Alexander Kiellands plass i går kveld! 😁

(Ref Mastodon fribygda.no/@eivind/1156...)
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
baardh.bsky.social
Fruen har forøvrig bestemt seg for å konvertere til #Android!

Personlig altså!

(Hun har _ingen_ planer om å gi opp iphonen sin)

Her fjernstyres(!) den ene foten hennes fra legens mobil, via blåtann!
Image shows my wife walking with wires and electronic pads mounted to her leg. Her left foot wouldn't follow normal instructions any more, after a training incident half a year ago... No we've upgraded to a remote controlled variant instead. Bluetooth ftw!
November 20, 2025 at 8:11 PM
baardh.bsky.social
La meg presentere; 20 kilo med meninger om å bli etterlatt i bil ute på parkeringsplassen, istedet for å få bli med inn på kontoret til den snille legedamen!

#DagensLilleMy
My English bulldog had occupied the front seat of our car while we were busy with non-dog-related stuff. That's not where we left her! Probably fed up with being a back seat driver...
November 20, 2025 at 7:55 PM
baardh.bsky.social
Nå kom 20 kilo bulldog løpende for å tilflukt i fanget mitt...
My six year old bulldog trying to take cover in my lap, underneath my laptop. Obviously traumatized over the horrifying sounds from above! (or maybe not... I'm not a dog whisperer... she's cute though!)
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
baardh.bsky.social
Noen ganger er det til og med litt for enkelt... 😁

(Beklager shaky hands... Denne ble tatt 20/3 i år, så det var fortsatt litt kjølig)
October 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
baardh.bsky.social
Meanwhile over at #twXtter, #twitter, or #x or #whatever, these totally real accounts, which are absolutely not fake #bots in any way at all, synchronously decided to switch team from #democrats to #republican

Much subtle!
Oh, my!
😅

(Stolen from mastodon.social/@augieray/11...)
#uspol #uspolitics
(Screenshot of post from Mastodon, where they appear to allow way more text per post than they do here at Bsky, so I couldn't just copy it over like I wanted to....) It reads as follows: #Twitter / #X is just a completely authentic place full of real lifelong Democrats who suddenly realized Charlie Kirk was right, decided to cross the aisle and register as Republicans, and posted so in identical tweets. These are absolutely not foreign bots trying to influence US politics or increase partisan divides in our nation. Screenshots of a whole buttload of different accounts on Twitter, all posting the exact same message about jumping sides from democrats to republicans.... Totally not fake at all, do you think? 😅 Here is a copy of the message they all posted: (Quote) As a lifelong Democrat, I didn't know what to make of Charlie Kirk. I've since spent several lunch breaks watching his debates (FULL videos) and have come away with the impression that we got him all wrong. The reaction from those on my side of the aisle have really made me rethink whether we're on the right side of history. Well, I'm crossing the aisle-I just registered as a Republican. Anyone else? (End quote)
September 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
baardh.bsky.social
This comes to mind 😇

(Og slik fant jeg ut at userfriendly dot org ikke lenger eksisterer) 😔
September 18, 2025 at 11:07 AM
baardh.bsky.social
Hørte rykter om at det kunne bli litt aktivitet. Men det ser stusselig ut foreløpig... 😶
Screenshot from the Aurora Notifier app, showing an overview of Europe by night, as an illustration for how visible the northern lights are expected to be, and how far south. I've got to admit, it doesn't look very promising for us down in Oslo...
September 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
baardh.bsky.social
Flammekaster funker nok best om insektene samles i klynger, som her.

Om du jakter på noe mindre enn dette, og helst ikke vil flambere hele busken på en gang, så går det an å bruke stormlighter av den lange typen. Ha gjerne en boks med gass i bakhånd, for det går en del når du først setter i gang.
Photo of leaves from one of my apple trees under attack by insects. They make some sort of silk nest, and these are currently full of tiny larvae. I have eliminated between 30 and 40 of these from my tiny garden over the last couple of days. Long storm/jet lighters does work. But butane flamethrowers are quicker.
May 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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I'm getting rid of my old tw*tter account. Haven't used it for years now

So if you suspect me of being a stalker or anything like that, it's more likely you followed me back there, and then forgot I existed... 😅

(Subtle hints to identity attached)
English bulldog sitting between my knees with her back towards me, while looking up at me with her head upside down and a huge smile. We're at the local vet, and she knows that means loads of treats for being the nicest girl! Products in the cooler at a Swedish store. The product lable translates to "Rum Sauce". I don't expect anyone but my neighbours to get this one, so don't stress it! 🙃
February 6, 2025 at 6:21 PM