Oh btw this alt still exists and I'm still not sure if I'll ever do anything with it besides lurk and look 😂

I'm gonna need husband to wake up soon so I can shower, it got grossly hot while I was sleeping and some of you perverts (endearing) would LOVE how I smell right now.

Considering some of the other pictures I've seen do numbers on here I feel like I've spent most of my adult life under-estimating how many people would go absolutely feral for my naked body.

Sometimes even when I'm not even remotely horny I'll hop over to this alt for a sec anyway just to see if there's any pretty new dicks in my discover feed. It's usually just ones I'm already following though which kind of seems to defeat the purpose of a discover feed 😂

Crazy how I still get more OF people following me on main than on the page that is literally exclusively for them

Only men with pretty dicks can see this post.

BANG. BANG.

Gunshots? No, that was a request.

You guys should bang.

I believe I shall do a bi-weekly "yeah this alt technically still exists" post, just as a sort of inverse of the "gunshots at 3am to keep property values low" thing.

Yes I'm still here and yes I'm still staring at your dicks.

Single post so this account doesn't look COMPLETELY dead:

I'm mostly on my main, this alt primarily exists so I can keep my main following feed a bit more SFW. It is currently unknown if I'll do any actual posting here, but time will tell I guess.