babble encat
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babble encat
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If you think the silence is awkward, just wait until I start talking.

Profile pic: An orange cat on a purple and blue cosmos background, looking offscreen […]

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"Senior Software Engineer."

"For 10 years?"

"Yep."

"And what were your duties in that role?"

"Gosh, where to even begin...?"

*A piano melody starts as my backup dancers take their places behind me. It's gonna be a big number.*
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
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Been trying to get people back on IRC for years.
February 12, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I have left your website because it did not have enough blurry layers and/or swooshy gradients. Have a good day.
February 14, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Dragon Quest: Liquid Glass
February 13, 2026 at 9:50 PM
"Captain, these orders..."

"I'm sorry, Ames. It's above my head. I tried to say no."

Ames re-read the first line. "Remove overwrap and microwave burrito for 1 minute on high." That told her everything.
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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A valentine's card for bibliophiles.
For @theguardian.com books.
Download a printable version here:
www.tomgauld.com/valentine
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Stanford bnuny
February 12, 2026 at 8:51 AM
They should make an ergonomic keyboard that is ergonomic
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Let's Play implies Let's Pause
February 12, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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they're called tabby cats because they have trouble closing their chrome tabs
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
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Little reminder for those who still take marketing at face value:

If you are paying someone else to use a tool you don’t own, it is not a "technology", it is a "service".

You are not "learning" or "mastering" or "building", you are "spending".

You are not an "entrepreneur", you are a […]
Original post on mamot.fr
mamot.fr
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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Something very few understand about medias is that most journalists are on traditional proprietary social medias all the time. They use them to know "what they should write about" or "what is popular".

Which is of course self reinforced as people share traditional medias on social medias […]
Original post on mamot.fr
mamot.fr
December 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Two "updating our privacy policy" emails? What law passed now?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 AM
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CAN I GET SOME NOISE FOR OUR BOYS IN BLUE 👏👏👏
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 AM
[lewd, silly]

Buddy, the only "hemi Power Stroke" I want to hear about is you power-stroking on my hemi-flaccid girldick
February 11, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Ask yourself, what would I do, if I was me?
February 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
[silly]

Thesis: If I post the right facts online, people will instantly believe them

Anti-thesis: People are stupid and have bad epistemology (because they don't believe me when I post a fact online)

Synthesis: Trust is important for a variety of things and it is not practical to run a […]
Original post on freeradical.zone
freeradical.zone
February 11, 2026 at 3:50 PM
I hope if I die my last online post is something stupid like "I've been short on underwear for 3 months because I never unpacked my luggage"
February 10, 2026 at 7:58 PM
[uspol shitpost / dogwhistle]

The rurals are so decadent that they vote 3 times in each election
February 10, 2026 at 7:14 PM
[uspol shitpost]

"To know who has power over you, ask who you aren't allowed to criticize"

Batman Begins (2005):

Villain: "Gotham is corrupt beyond repair, and we must burn it down"

Hero: "Gotham has good people and I'm against the death penalty, I can fix Gotham"

Me: Nobody is talking […]
Original post on freeradical.zone
freeradical.zone
February 10, 2026 at 7:12 PM
[uspol venting]

I'd have two nickels for every time I was door-knocking and saw a "Welcome ❤️ " mat with a "No Soliciting" sign.

Survival is gonna involve friendship. I'm not saying guns and other stuff won't be involved, but friendship 100% will be. I just want you to vote for my candidate to […]
Original post on freeradical.zone
freeradical.zone
February 9, 2026 at 8:13 PM
[uspol shitpost]

Communism is bad because you'll run out of oil when the US cuts off your supply of oil. 🙄
February 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
My kitten doesn't know that I just emailed the shelter some pictures of him and told them he's doing great and very happy with us :comfytears:
February 9, 2026 at 6:10 AM