While masked agents were violently attacking a delivery worker this morning, bystanders repeatedly asked to see their badge numbers but they refused.

Bystander: You guys are ruining this country, you know that, right?

Agent: Liberals already ruined it.

*breaks a piece off my candy cigarette*
D.gray man now that's a name I haven't heard in years.

Just remember to use sunscreen, lots of sunscreen 😏

There's a Baja blast over the horizon.

I'd never answer my phone if this was the ringtone 💃🕺👯

My ringtone~*