Babelaid
@babelaid.bsky.social
Programming, basketball, vidya, memes
Happy Nationals couple day to my super cool and hot and real girlfriend 😍😍😍
January 19, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Happy Nationals couple day to my super cool and hot and real girlfriend 😍😍😍
Short of him like bringing his own gun on set how could this possibly be Alec Baldwins fault
January 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Short of him like bringing his own gun on set how could this possibly be Alec Baldwins fault
Reverse speakeasy. It's like a normal bar at first, but you can stumble into a secret 5 guys somewhere inside
January 14, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Reverse speakeasy. It's like a normal bar at first, but you can stumble into a secret 5 guys somewhere inside
Why was carmine falcone in the batman basically uncle Leo from seinfeld
January 14, 2024 at 4:58 AM
Why was carmine falcone in the batman basically uncle Leo from seinfeld
The critique that Naruto didnt know Sasuke that well or wasn't close enough to go through all that for him is silly. They grew up together, and even if they weren't buddy buddy most of it, they literally faced life and death situations as child soldiers together
January 14, 2024 at 4:56 AM
The critique that Naruto didnt know Sasuke that well or wasn't close enough to go through all that for him is silly. They grew up together, and even if they weren't buddy buddy most of it, they literally faced life and death situations as child soldiers together
Fidget spinners might be more dynamic than crazy bones but I don't want to put them in my mouth nearly as much
January 14, 2024 at 4:13 AM
Fidget spinners might be more dynamic than crazy bones but I don't want to put them in my mouth nearly as much
Every once in a while you find a guy that missed that some meme or turn of phrase is cringe now and I imagine that's what it's like finding one of those WW2 Japanese jungle guys
"Haha Sportsball am I right 😜"
C'mon buddy. let's get you some food and water.
"Haha Sportsball am I right 😜"
C'mon buddy. let's get you some food and water.
January 13, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Every once in a while you find a guy that missed that some meme or turn of phrase is cringe now and I imagine that's what it's like finding one of those WW2 Japanese jungle guys
"Haha Sportsball am I right 😜"
C'mon buddy. let's get you some food and water.
"Haha Sportsball am I right 😜"
C'mon buddy. let's get you some food and water.
Reverse ejecto seat for couches. If the conversation boring or awkward you hit a button and the cushions swallow you up
January 13, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Reverse ejecto seat for couches. If the conversation boring or awkward you hit a button and the cushions swallow you up
If I win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs
>Exact same level of wealth but rolling in mobile gacha game collectibles
>Exact same level of wealth but rolling in mobile gacha game collectibles
January 10, 2024 at 7:54 PM
If I win the lottery I won't tell anyone but there will be signs
>Exact same level of wealth but rolling in mobile gacha game collectibles
>Exact same level of wealth but rolling in mobile gacha game collectibles
Reposted by Babelaid
"Hey do you want to send your resume to >actual current employer<"
'Nah fuck those guys'
'Nah fuck those guys'
January 10, 2024 at 7:19 PM
"Hey do you want to send your resume to >actual current employer<"
'Nah fuck those guys'
'Nah fuck those guys'
Alright new idea it's like LinkedIn except there's no posting, no messaging, and no connections. Just a profile pic, a short and long form of your resume, and a lil bio blurb
January 10, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Alright new idea it's like LinkedIn except there's no posting, no messaging, and no connections. Just a profile pic, a short and long form of your resume, and a lil bio blurb
In the Hobbit when jrr was talking about the ancient honor bound game of riddles I absolutely knew wtf he was talking about. Bilbo a punk for that what's in my pocket business
January 10, 2024 at 4:37 PM
In the Hobbit when jrr was talking about the ancient honor bound game of riddles I absolutely knew wtf he was talking about. Bilbo a punk for that what's in my pocket business
In 2011 I saw lil b at the highline ballroom
In 2015 I saw lil b live at some place in Brooklyn
From those two points it was entirely possible to make an educated guess who was gonna steamroll the word based
In 2015 I saw lil b live at some place in Brooklyn
From those two points it was entirely possible to make an educated guess who was gonna steamroll the word based
January 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
In 2011 I saw lil b at the highline ballroom
In 2015 I saw lil b live at some place in Brooklyn
From those two points it was entirely possible to make an educated guess who was gonna steamroll the word based
In 2015 I saw lil b live at some place in Brooklyn
From those two points it was entirely possible to make an educated guess who was gonna steamroll the word based
"you know what they call the bottom of the graduating class in med school. Doctor"
I'm proposing we call him Doctor Stupid so people know he was the worst one
I'm proposing we call him Doctor Stupid so people know he was the worst one
January 8, 2024 at 5:02 PM
"you know what they call the bottom of the graduating class in med school. Doctor"
I'm proposing we call him Doctor Stupid so people know he was the worst one
I'm proposing we call him Doctor Stupid so people know he was the worst one
One day you'll hear the last stupid fucking metaphor from the stupid fucking metaphor guy at work and you won't even know
January 6, 2024 at 10:49 PM
One day you'll hear the last stupid fucking metaphor from the stupid fucking metaphor guy at work and you won't even know
Ik the lines can be murky but don't sell yourself short calling all bad behaviour microaggressions. Sometimes what your experiencing/witnessing is just a blatant, outright normal sized transgesssion
January 5, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Ik the lines can be murky but don't sell yourself short calling all bad behaviour microaggressions. Sometimes what your experiencing/witnessing is just a blatant, outright normal sized transgesssion
Joey chestnut is washed
January 5, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Joey chestnut is washed
It's still so weird that at the end of lord of the rings when frodo went to the undying lands, that wasn't a death metaphor. That's literally just some place he went and would not be able to to come back from
January 5, 2024 at 7:59 PM
It's still so weird that at the end of lord of the rings when frodo went to the undying lands, that wasn't a death metaphor. That's literally just some place he went and would not be able to to come back from
Morning commute except your car seat is very comfy and everyone drives reasonably well 🥰
January 5, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Morning commute except your car seat is very comfy and everyone drives reasonably well 🥰
The first guy to invent popcorn: "why did you scream what are you even freaking out about this happens all the time"
January 5, 2024 at 2:47 AM
The first guy to invent popcorn: "why did you scream what are you even freaking out about this happens all the time"
Not on Twitter and bsky feeds are too disjointed for me to really piece together what's going on lately but like. Yeah academia is a shitty clout farm circle jerk that's been broken at the very least my entire adult life
January 5, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Not on Twitter and bsky feeds are too disjointed for me to really piece together what's going on lately but like. Yeah academia is a shitty clout farm circle jerk that's been broken at the very least my entire adult life
You should have an option at the DMV to bypass all the bureaucracy with feats of strength
January 4, 2024 at 12:56 AM
You should have an option at the DMV to bypass all the bureaucracy with feats of strength
Resolving merge conflicts with a XiaoLin Showdown
January 4, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Resolving merge conflicts with a XiaoLin Showdown
Ok so it's like Tupperware but it can stain other colors besides tomato sauce orange
January 4, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Ok so it's like Tupperware but it can stain other colors besides tomato sauce orange
Yo @barrackobama.bsky.social how about 3 more expansion branches of government. There is no reason we can't extend the checks and balances the same way pokemon extended rock paper scissors
January 4, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Yo @barrackobama.bsky.social how about 3 more expansion branches of government. There is no reason we can't extend the checks and balances the same way pokemon extended rock paper scissors