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"If you give a mouse a cookie" but it's "if you give me access to free historical resources"
February 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
"If you give a mouse a cookie" but it's "if you give me access to free historical resources"
Extremely valid to be "that guy" when one of them is chill & cool and the other is a Zionist
January 29, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Extremely valid to be "that guy" when one of them is chill & cool and the other is a Zionist
(In this metaphor the crabs are not so much pulling down the other crabs as they try to escape, as much as pinching each other when they could be pinching the human hand carrying the bucket)
January 21, 2026 at 6:17 PM
(In this metaphor the crabs are not so much pulling down the other crabs as they try to escape, as much as pinching each other when they could be pinching the human hand carrying the bucket)
Not to be all "we're crabs in a bucket", but,
January 21, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Not to be all "we're crabs in a bucket", but,
Like, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, here. He's just a different type of enemy.
January 21, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Like, the enemy of my enemy is not my friend, here. He's just a different type of enemy.
Like, obviously invading Iraq was a terrible idea, invading Afghanistan was a terrible idea, the housing bubble and subsequent Recession were entirely preventable, supporting Israel's invasion of Gaza is horrifyingly immoral. So why did Europe follow the US' lead on all those things??
January 21, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Like, obviously invading Iraq was a terrible idea, invading Afghanistan was a terrible idea, the housing bubble and subsequent Recession were entirely preventable, supporting Israel's invasion of Gaza is horrifyingly immoral. So why did Europe follow the US' lead on all those things??
I lived in Europe during Bush, I think I can handle it lmao. "Americans are so dumb" followed by 20 years of culturally sucking America's dick.
January 21, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I lived in Europe during Bush, I think I can handle it lmao. "Americans are so dumb" followed by 20 years of culturally sucking America's dick.
Like, I live in Europe, I certainly don't want war with the US, but let's be real here.
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Like, I live in Europe, I certainly don't want war with the US, but let's be real here.
"Will I be disappeared into a concentration camp for a facebook post I made 5 years ago" ranks a bit higher than "will the French give me the stink eye when I visit Paris", sorry
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 PM
"Will I be disappeared into a concentration camp for a facebook post I made 5 years ago" ranks a bit higher than "will the French give me the stink eye when I visit Paris", sorry
"Humans are bipedal" is a sentence you encounter during exactly one biology class in HS and then never again. Weird all-round.
January 16, 2026 at 8:39 PM
"Humans are bipedal" is a sentence you encounter during exactly one biology class in HS and then never again. Weird all-round.
WHY does the INSTRUCTION MANUAL it CAME WITH not TELL ME how to SET THE WATER HARDNESS?!?!!??
January 16, 2026 at 5:19 PM
WHY does the INSTRUCTION MANUAL it CAME WITH not TELL ME how to SET THE WATER HARDNESS?!?!!??
Someone cleverer than me could make a good shitpost around this concept.
January 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Someone cleverer than me could make a good shitpost around this concept.