I've definitely thought things like, "People at Valley Forge survived worse" while carrying a particularly heavy bag of groceries home in the biting cold to keep myself going

I'm making beef bourguignon today, it requires onions!

I am partial to the St Petersburg tank chase scene in James Bond: Goldeneye

You should have had him fall in love with William H Macy you coward

(this movie looks awesome btw. Ben Wang is unreal)

My head canon now is that the duchess replied, "Skibidi toilet"

Not quite the grape nuts I had in mind

One of the biggest delights has been watching hockey podcasts hosted by straight bro dudes earnestly reviewing and getting emotional over the series

Truly love conquers all

Mine is "Who cares?" because the answer is clearly, "You do. You care. You're responding to this which demonstrates a level of care you claim not to have."

A second favorite is, "Why isn't the media covering this?" when a cursory search shows that the media is in fact covering this

One of the best lessons I ever had was at my first real job. I pitched an idea to a manager and he said, "I like that idea. Go do it."

My initial reaction was, wait, what? The idea was outside of my role! But then I did it anyway. It's not enough to HAVE the idea, I also needed to know HOW to do it