"He sure is." Daddy says, tousling your hair.

You whimper quietly from behind your paci then rest your head against his chest.

You accept your paci like a good boy. Daddy takes your hand.

"Come on, sport. Sit on Daddy's lap while the grown-ups open their presents." He says.

He leads you back to his chair and sits down, pulling you into his lap.

"He's such a GOOD BOY!" Your new "Grandma", Daddy's mom, says.

"What a CUTIE!" Daddy's sister exclaims.

Next Daddy opens one of your extra large pacifiers.

"Suck, suck, suck." Daddy says softly as he pushes it into your mouth.

get some new extra large pacifiers, you get some packages of diapers. You feel yourself blushing, more intensely with each gift opened.

"Here you go, bud." Daddy says, handing you your newly opened teddy bear.

You obediently clutch it against your chest, not sure what else to do.

"All these up front are yours, champ." He says, motioning to the pile of presents.

He watches as you open each one. They all watch. Each gift is met by giggles, coos, "Isn't that cute!"'s, and "Aww, how adorable!"'s.

As Daddy promised you get plenty of toys. You get a big teddy bear, you

Daddy chuckles.

"It's from Santa, silly." He says.

"He's just disappointed it's not toys." Your new "Grandpa", Daddy's dad, says.

"Oh, there's plenty of them in there." Daddy says.

Daddy walks up behind you. You look up at him towering over you from your place seated on the floor.

"He can't read yet." He whispers just loud enough for you to hear.

You tear the wrapping paper off the box, revealing an oversized car seat. You look to Daddy, shocked.

"Isn't it nice? Car rides will be so much better now, won't they?" He asks.

"Where did you even find this?" You ask.