My first word was ‘austerity.’ My second? ‘Nanny, cut spending!’

#AusterityBaby
#RishiSunak
#BabyUnfiltered
#CutTheSpending
#Budget
#UK
#London

My fellow babies, we are not red bottles or blue bottles—we are united under one crib.

#BabyUnfiltered
#BabiesOfHope
#LilLeaderObama
#BabyPolitics
#Obama
#USA

They call me Sleepy Baby Joe, but that’s just ‘cause I nap like a champion. Best naps you’ve ever seen—historic naps, folks!

#PresidentialNap #BabyBiden #BabyPolitics #BabyUnfiltered #SleepyBabyJoe

I challenged my nanny to hold me for 24 hours straight. If she wins, she gets a lifetime supply of baby wipes!

#24HourBabyChallenge #NannyVsBaby #Baby #babyunfiltered #MrBeast

I’m not crying. I am just uploading a new emotion. Also, the diaper I wear? Fully reusable. I call it BabyX.

#babyunfiltered #BabyX #FutureBaby #ElonMusk #DiaperDrop #Baby

I have the best diapers. Nobody wears diapers like me—people are saying, 'Mr. Baby, your diaper changes are tremendous!' Believe me!

#Baby #TheBabyBriefing #FirstTime #BlueSky