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Born to Die
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Gente, esses dias eu fiz pipoca sabor morte😍
Receita pra qm quiser👇

Milho (obviamente)
Tempero de miojo(a morte na certa)
Sal temperado(enxaqueca q delícia)
Manteiga (pra piorar a enxaqueca)
September 24, 2024 at 1:34 PM
MORRI MAS EU VOLTEI
September 24, 2024 at 1:30 PM
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cadê o "previsões do futuro"?
a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
ALT: a cat is laying on its back on a wooden floor next to a radiator .
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September 2, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Proibido passar por esse post sem deixar uma foto sua com seu pet
September 2, 2024 at 1:47 PM
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Flopada no Twitter✅
Flopada no Bluesky✅
a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
ALT: a gray and white cat is sitting in a cage and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Todo mundo hitando com o gatinho triste, menos eu.
a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera while sitting on a table .
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera while sitting on a table .
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2024 at 5:11 PM
September 1, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Maior arrependimento foi ter lido Killing Stalking
September 1, 2024 at 1:50 AM
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Vai toma no cu Threads 🤬
August 31, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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admita: você também fez isso
August 31, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Meu cuitter já está apresentando sinas de morte😭
a brown dog is standing on its hind legs on a white table .
ALT: a brown dog is standing on its hind legs on a white table .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2024 at 12:26 PM
Meu Deus n dá pra postar vídeo aqui q crime
a close up of a cat 's face with its eyes looking at the camera
ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with its eyes looking at the camera
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Fui matar aula na rua e me encontrei com a minha mãe...
August 31, 2024 at 12:34 AM