I was thinking they were the British style of pigs in blankets, bacon wrapped sausages. But even then it's like the bacon has absorbed the sausage and fused togethet at the ends

The stuffing looks like couscous to me and the red cabbage just looks wrong. like some weird mashed vegetable thing. I also have never seen a yorkshire pudding have such an even rise and even colour around the rim

"Bold" is certainly one word for it. 196 people needing an ass kicking is what I'm getting from that ad

I literally asked my mum when colour was invented as a kid. She still likes telling that story because she thinks it's really cute