Thicklikebaconbe
@baconfish.bsky.social
Thick thighs, no felonies. Excessively Black. "I might cook, clean but still won't fold"
Venmo: B_A_Con
Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
Venmo: B_A_Con
Cashapp: $BC0NF1SH
It was very nice of Andy Reiger to sign the rye bottle I got today. Also, he is very handsome.
December 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
It was very nice of Andy Reiger to sign the rye bottle I got today. Also, he is very handsome.
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The billionaires and millionaires do not care about you, your family, your neighbors or natural resources. They just want what they want.
December 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The billionaires and millionaires do not care about you, your family, your neighbors or natural resources. They just want what they want.
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Oh and the reindeer too
December 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Oh and the reindeer too
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Frank lost an arm but is still feeling the holiday spirit
December 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Frank lost an arm but is still feeling the holiday spirit
He's the fucking cutest!
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
He's the fucking cutest!
Look at my sweet girl🤗
December 19, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Look at my sweet girl🤗
Someone stopped me and said I looked like a (likely minor) celebrity, but couldn't name said person. What do you think?
I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽♀️
I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽♀️
December 16, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Someone stopped me and said I looked like a (likely minor) celebrity, but couldn't name said person. What do you think?
I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽♀️
I'm just hoping I don't look like I belong in a SoulGlo ad. Iykyk
Also no makeup or filter so 🤷🏽♀️
I have large hands, but this can is tiny. I thought this was going to be a casual nightcap, but I'll be damned, this is about to get me lit.
December 14, 2025 at 6:01 AM
I have large hands, but this can is tiny. I thought this was going to be a casual nightcap, but I'll be damned, this is about to get me lit.
I just saw thee most amazing band at this work event for my husband. Twice On Sunday is so good. I *NEED* to see them again. If you have an event and they are there, please, please invite me; I'm pretty fucking fun. My dear husband had to practically drag me away
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I just saw thee most amazing band at this work event for my husband. Twice On Sunday is so good. I *NEED* to see them again. If you have an event and they are there, please, please invite me; I'm pretty fucking fun. My dear husband had to practically drag me away
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November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Spring of 2004, I had just become a new mom. I went into becoming this new baby boy's mom knowing I would be a single mom, I was scared and felt alone. I would go on to have terrible PPD, and tbh, if it weren't for him, I would have died. This song helped me thru, and I get emotional hearing it.
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Spring of 2004, I had just become a new mom. I went into becoming this new baby boy's mom knowing I would be a single mom, I was scared and felt alone. I would go on to have terrible PPD, and tbh, if it weren't for him, I would have died. This song helped me thru, and I get emotional hearing it.
If this is on, I'm watching it every time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
If this is on, I'm watching it every time.
I don't do dishes. I've made that quite clear.
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I don't do dishes. I've made that quite clear.
NO ONE IS GIVING THEIR EDIBLES TO KIDS FOR HALLOWEEN. THAT SHIT COSTS TOO MUCH! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN PERPETUATING THIS LIE FOR DECADES. Please stop.
Police are warning parents to carefully check their kids’ Halloween candy because some fake treats look like real candy but contain THC or hallucinogenic mushrooms. 🧵
October 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
NO ONE IS GIVING THEIR EDIBLES TO KIDS FOR HALLOWEEN. THAT SHIT COSTS TOO MUCH! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN PERPETUATING THIS LIE FOR DECADES. Please stop.
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Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.
He's a little lover boy. Medusa disagrees, but she may come around.
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 AM
He's a little lover boy. Medusa disagrees, but she may come around.
I've added medieval weaponry to my earring arsenal.
October 15, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I've added medieval weaponry to my earring arsenal.
Degradation kink
NEW: Pentagon officials are forcing staff to watch Pete Hegseth's "Warrior" speech he forced generals to listen to.
Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
Officials are even "testing" staff to see if they watched — and are threatening consequences if they lie about watching it or if they mock it, sources tell @swin24.bsky.social and I.
The Pentagon Is Ordering Staff to Watch Hegseth’s ‘MAGA Garbage’ Speech… Or Else
Defense Department sources tell Zeteo that staff have been warned that if they don’t watch or read the speech, or if they speak negatively of it, they could face severe consequences.
zeteo.com
October 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Degradation kink
This Garbage Pail Kid looking bitch is making health policy and has no fucking clue what the placenta does or what it actually is for that matter. WHERE IS THAT FUCKING METEOR?!?!?!
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."
October 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This Garbage Pail Kid looking bitch is making health policy and has no fucking clue what the placenta does or what it actually is for that matter. WHERE IS THAT FUCKING METEOR?!?!?!
Having an old fashioned flight to celebrate year 47. I just wish they were all neat instead of on the rocks.
October 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Having an old fashioned flight to celebrate year 47. I just wish they were all neat instead of on the rocks.
Trying to share a laugh about that orange fuck and his cronies being described as the 'Garbage Pail Kids Administration' with my husband and I am reminded that I am 8 yrs older. *finishes skincare routine*
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Trying to share a laugh about that orange fuck and his cronies being described as the 'Garbage Pail Kids Administration' with my husband and I am reminded that I am 8 yrs older. *finishes skincare routine*
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If anyone is looking for positives, this National Guard and ICE bullshit is activating my otherwise politically indifferent friends. Good news is 2026 could be a bigger wave than 2018. Bad news is efforts to suppress the vote will be stronger. Stay informed and vigilant.
October 5, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If anyone is looking for positives, this National Guard and ICE bullshit is activating my otherwise politically indifferent friends. Good news is 2026 could be a bigger wave than 2018. Bad news is efforts to suppress the vote will be stronger. Stay informed and vigilant.
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Reading Rainbow… is back! 🥹
This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨
Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌
youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...
This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨
Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌
youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...
No Cats In The Library 🐱📚 | Reading Rainbow 📖 🌈 | Full Episode | @Kidzuko
YouTube video by Kidzuko
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October 4, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Reading Rainbow… is back! 🥹
This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨
Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌
youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...
This LeVar Burton/Reading Rainbow raised human is feeling all of the library joy. We hope your kids believe they belong in books, just like you ✨
Take a look, it’s in a book 📚🌈🦋🌌
youtu.be/gHAIjSkmnYI?...