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baconslutty.bsky.social
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@baconslutty.bsky.social
The darker side where I say things my main shouldn’t. Don’t follow me if you ain’t 18.

I’m 30, btw.
It’s not to say I don’t like him. If anything, I love him a lot, I just don’t have ideas for him. Limited artist choice kind of limits ideas further. Someday, Koenaak. Someday
July 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I’ve never gotten art of this guy because I don’t know if I could ever find an artist willing to do it. My boobsnake got turned down three times in separate occasions. This creature is probably even worse. And that’s not even getting into what ideas to have.
July 18, 2025 at 12:59 AM
He’s ironically sterile, so he can’t make others pregnant himself, but he’s always happy to try anyways.
July 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
He can “inflict” pregnancies that he’s stolen onto others, regardless of gender. The stealing part happens automatically, so it’s possible for him to steal one, and then try to give it back after. …to the wrong person.
July 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
He attaches himself to a person, and draws in pregnancies, from a great distance, stopping other people from getting pregnant and gestating them himself. All in his tail belly, and the host can feel it all. Can’t control it, but can definitely feel it.
July 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
It’s a really hot thought on the regular
July 17, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Continuing this thought that I think it comes from actually needing to pee and, at the same time, wanting to do things to my friends. Crossed wires or something.
July 17, 2025 at 5:49 AM