Charlot Poodle (Bacon)
@baconthesquirrel.bsky.social
Just a 29 yo poodle who's existing
How dare they make you choose your favorite child... I mean, dream boat. XD
November 26, 2025 at 10:53 PM
How dare they make you choose your favorite child... I mean, dream boat. XD
Snuggling a big dragonborn man AND he keeps farting. Had to correct your typo, dear. :P
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Snuggling a big dragonborn man AND he keeps farting. Had to correct your typo, dear. :P
For a second there, I thought that you were making fun of yourself by stopping the post mid-sentence before I saw the second post. Like, I've got soooo many AUs in my head, guys.
November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
For a second there, I thought that you were making fun of yourself by stopping the post mid-sentence before I saw the second post. Like, I've got soooo many AUs in my head, guys.
AWESOME! I'm happy for you.
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
AWESOME! I'm happy for you.
Like, his smallest ones are couch rumblers. He can easily shake the bus he needs to ride on if he lets one out ... and he's not shy about it.
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Like, his smallest ones are couch rumblers. He can easily shake the bus he needs to ride on if he lets one out ... and he's not shy about it.
That is so fucking garbage. I hate this. You need a hug.
October 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
That is so fucking garbage. I hate this. You need a hug.
Imagine being the one who has to help him the one time he went pass his limits. Dear lord, you'll struggle to bring him to bed but the moment he reaches his cabin, he just falls over his bed and let loose the biggest cannon of the boat.
October 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Imagine being the one who has to help him the one time he went pass his limits. Dear lord, you'll struggle to bring him to bed but the moment he reaches his cabin, he just falls over his bed and let loose the biggest cannon of the boat.
Using the first option. Letting the gas brew a bit more before he needs to let it out. Maybe watch him squirm a bit since he's trying to be nice, despite always ending up behind him.
September 30, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Using the first option. Letting the gas brew a bit more before he needs to let it out. Maybe watch him squirm a bit since he's trying to be nice, despite always ending up behind him.
Dude, I'm sure he would be amazing to hug from behind... before he lets himself fall back into the couch, squishing me.
September 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dude, I'm sure he would be amazing to hug from behind... before he lets himself fall back into the couch, squishing me.
There will always be a certain charm of getting farted on by Decker. He doesn't really put out a show of it. He kinda just does it.
September 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
There will always be a certain charm of getting farted on by Decker. He doesn't really put out a show of it. He kinda just does it.
I mean, Chatlot wouldn't do it on purpose, but he would let his pants sag... and if there was a cute fox behind him, he wouldn't really be embarrassed by it. (He usually wears jean shorts)
September 2, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I mean, Chatlot wouldn't do it on purpose, but he would let his pants sag... and if there was a cute fox behind him, he wouldn't really be embarrassed by it. (He usually wears jean shorts)
Gender dysphoria is a bitch. :(
August 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Gender dysphoria is a bitch. :(
Do you get getting misgendered when you go outside? If it's still the case, I can see why it's getting worse. It would be like even the clothes didn't do shit. :(
August 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Do you get getting misgendered when you go outside? If it's still the case, I can see why it's getting worse. It would be like even the clothes didn't do shit. :(
Here's a secret, you can tame that lion with belly rubs... but if can also rub your gut and that will also tame him. :P
August 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Here's a secret, you can tame that lion with belly rubs... but if can also rub your gut and that will also tame him. :P
"You're clearly not, stop talking nonsense."
I doubt better communication skills would help against bigotry.
I doubt better communication skills would help against bigotry.
August 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
"You're clearly not, stop talking nonsense."
I doubt better communication skills would help against bigotry.
I doubt better communication skills would help against bigotry.
I mean, being trans brings a lot of baggage. I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out as frustration. Especially with how you talk about your work environment.
August 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I mean, being trans brings a lot of baggage. I wouldn't be surprised if it comes out as frustration. Especially with how you talk about your work environment.
I swear, those "alphas" don't cater to us, they cater to those who just wants to feel humiliated. And they're more plentiful then us. :(
August 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I swear, those "alphas" don't cater to us, they cater to those who just wants to feel humiliated. And they're more plentiful then us. :(
Of course, they often have their lame jokes of whenever they both rip ass at the same time, it's a wombo combo.
August 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Of course, they often have their lame jokes of whenever they both rip ass at the same time, it's a wombo combo.
As if they weren't doing that all the time. It's just that couch night are the perfect night to compare skills, you know?
August 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
As if they weren't doing that all the time. It's just that couch night are the perfect night to compare skills, you know?
I personally imagine one of them was not too sure if they were taking the joke too far, only for you to stammer a "I'm... I'm good."
"See, our little bud is fine. He can take'em like the best of them"
That dude ends up being the one doing that the most.
Shoutout to @thelittlestbud
"See, our little bud is fine. He can take'em like the best of them"
That dude ends up being the one doing that the most.
Shoutout to @thelittlestbud
August 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I personally imagine one of them was not too sure if they were taking the joke too far, only for you to stammer a "I'm... I'm good."
"See, our little bud is fine. He can take'em like the best of them"
That dude ends up being the one doing that the most.
Shoutout to @thelittlestbud
"See, our little bud is fine. He can take'em like the best of them"
That dude ends up being the one doing that the most.
Shoutout to @thelittlestbud
And sometimes, when they get really drunk, they tag team you by each lifting their legs closest to you and trapping you under there. They love how much you squirm whenever they blast out some farts like that.
August 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
And sometimes, when they get really drunk, they tag team you by each lifting their legs closest to you and trapping you under there. They love how much you squirm whenever they blast out some farts like that.
They love to invite you to watch their e-sports game, squishing you between them both. They brings so many snacks, it's insane.
August 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
They love to invite you to watch their e-sports game, squishing you between them both. They brings so many snacks, it's insane.
I don't know, I feel this is more like "I don't fit your standards, so clearly this is your fault and you should take accountability for it." Moreso than being actually offensive. Some people loves to throw blame at others, especially with labels such as these.
August 2, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I don't know, I feel this is more like "I don't fit your standards, so clearly this is your fault and you should take accountability for it." Moreso than being actually offensive. Some people loves to throw blame at others, especially with labels such as these.
Woooooooooo!!!!! Welcome back as a functioning part of society!
July 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Woooooooooo!!!!! Welcome back as a functioning part of society!