Terrible Joke of the Day
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I make incredible stretches for terrible puns and then inflict them on the world at large.
Had a neighbor once that had a particularly feisty male goat. Kept him chained up in this run-down shed he kept just for him, so he would stay out of trouble.
Or, if you would, the ramshackle ram shack where the ram was shackled.
Saw him look at his restraints as if to say "Damn shackles..."
Or, if you would, the ramshackle ram shack where the ram was shackled.
Saw him look at his restraints as if to say "Damn shackles..."
June 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Had a neighbor once that had a particularly feisty male goat. Kept him chained up in this run-down shed he kept just for him, so he would stay out of trouble.
Or, if you would, the ramshackle ram shack where the ram was shackled.
Saw him look at his restraints as if to say "Damn shackles..."
Or, if you would, the ramshackle ram shack where the ram was shackled.
Saw him look at his restraints as if to say "Damn shackles..."
If you enjoyed the show King of the Hill, then you're going to love the new reality show coming out. It explores the rarely-seen competitive fashion culture between pharmaceutical salespeople.
Bling of the Pills.
Bling of the Pills.
June 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If you enjoyed the show King of the Hill, then you're going to love the new reality show coming out. It explores the rarely-seen competitive fashion culture between pharmaceutical salespeople.
Bling of the Pills.
Bling of the Pills.
I know a guy with dwarfism who lives out in the sticks. Technically, his street is a state highway. Not uncommon out there.
He also enjoys professional wrestling in his free time, and he's pretty good at it, too!
We call the street his house is on the "highway to the danger gnome."
He also enjoys professional wrestling in his free time, and he's pretty good at it, too!
We call the street his house is on the "highway to the danger gnome."
June 2, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I know a guy with dwarfism who lives out in the sticks. Technically, his street is a state highway. Not uncommon out there.
He also enjoys professional wrestling in his free time, and he's pretty good at it, too!
We call the street his house is on the "highway to the danger gnome."
He also enjoys professional wrestling in his free time, and he's pretty good at it, too!
We call the street his house is on the "highway to the danger gnome."
What does Michael Jackson charge for his services?
A fee-hee
A fee-hee
May 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
What does Michael Jackson charge for his services?
A fee-hee
A fee-hee
I heard that Naughty Dog is coming out with a prequel to The Last of Us--but this time, it's from the cordyceps' point of view.
It's called The Rest of Them.
It's called The Rest of Them.
May 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I heard that Naughty Dog is coming out with a prequel to The Last of Us--but this time, it's from the cordyceps' point of view.
It's called The Rest of Them.
It's called The Rest of Them.
If you enjoyed the show Burn Notice, then you're gonna love this new show coming out. It's about the president of singing plants in Skyrim: Nirn POTUS.
May 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If you enjoyed the show Burn Notice, then you're gonna love this new show coming out. It's about the president of singing plants in Skyrim: Nirn POTUS.
Buddy of mine had a huge Mastiff dogs, and when he passed, he had the dog stuffed.
The taxidermist must have messed up, because the dog seemed to shrink quite a lot in the process.
I asked my buddy what happened.
"Eh, he just stands around now," he replied. "Probably because he's a little 'stiff."
The taxidermist must have messed up, because the dog seemed to shrink quite a lot in the process.
I asked my buddy what happened.
"Eh, he just stands around now," he replied. "Probably because he's a little 'stiff."
May 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Buddy of mine had a huge Mastiff dogs, and when he passed, he had the dog stuffed.
The taxidermist must have messed up, because the dog seemed to shrink quite a lot in the process.
I asked my buddy what happened.
"Eh, he just stands around now," he replied. "Probably because he's a little 'stiff."
The taxidermist must have messed up, because the dog seemed to shrink quite a lot in the process.
I asked my buddy what happened.
"Eh, he just stands around now," he replied. "Probably because he's a little 'stiff."
You know, contrary to popular belief, the Norse god of trickery is actually a pretty chill guy.
I mean, why else would they call him low-key?
I mean, why else would they call him low-key?
May 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
You know, contrary to popular belief, the Norse god of trickery is actually a pretty chill guy.
I mean, why else would they call him low-key?
I mean, why else would they call him low-key?
Just found out that The Offspring are going on tour this summer. Pretty impressive, considering how it's quite hard to get them together to perform.
Why, you ask?
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Why, you ask?
You gotta keep 'em separated.
May 18, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Just found out that The Offspring are going on tour this summer. Pretty impressive, considering how it's quite hard to get them together to perform.
Why, you ask?
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Why, you ask?
You gotta keep 'em separated.
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, who plays The Mountain on Game of Thrones, recently came out as a big fan of classic Cathy comics. He also purchased a custom-fit Wolverine costume, which he has been seen wearing while talking about said love of comics.
Calls himself the Huge Ack-Man.
Calls himself the Huge Ack-Man.
May 17, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Hafþór Júlíus Björnsson, who plays The Mountain on Game of Thrones, recently came out as a big fan of classic Cathy comics. He also purchased a custom-fit Wolverine costume, which he has been seen wearing while talking about said love of comics.
Calls himself the Huge Ack-Man.
Calls himself the Huge Ack-Man.
My psychiatrist was supposed to give me a prescription for Adderall, but messed up and gave the kind geared towards fashionable middle-aged metrosexuals.
The look on the pharmacist's face when I show up with a script for Zadderall...
The look on the pharmacist's face when I show up with a script for Zadderall...
May 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My psychiatrist was supposed to give me a prescription for Adderall, but messed up and gave the kind geared towards fashionable middle-aged metrosexuals.
The look on the pharmacist's face when I show up with a script for Zadderall...
The look on the pharmacist's face when I show up with a script for Zadderall...