Oh thank Christ for the Tim Tams

Sorry

Well, what if it isn’t the public who have gone apeshit? What if it isn’t tens of millions of people all over the world, and it’s instead these tiny elite cliques of professionals who all know each other personally, refusing to accept the reality of the world they made? Doesn’t that seem more likely

UK government budget is what? About £1200billion. So £600million. So this is... Around 0.05% of the UK's annual government spending? Borderline rounding error, definitely worth destroying one of the UK's most important industries over

You can tell she really didn't work in any kind of job that required her to be numerate because any old dickhead would be able to divide £600m by the government's total expenditure and multiply it by 100 to see what % it is and go "huh, probably not worth it then"

This fucking rules though. Love this.

it’s no fun if I don’t nail it tho lol

yeah!!! if I was sitting on a bus and he got on and we briefly made eye contact I would totally give him the little hello nod and then go about my day!!!

To be clear: I am intentionally trying to write in authentic US English for my novel series set in Southern California. I am also constantly switching back and forth because I am also writing a novel series set in the UK. No-one is yelling at me for getting US English ‘wrong’; no-one apart from me.

oh my god look at that normal ass man

:3

had the opportunity to write the words ‘exhausted genitalia’

chicken cute

from what I can tell the split is on the british side, so american texts from back then ought still to say ‘the hospital’

we unified hospital with bed/prison/school/etc. and america didn’t

accident of timing, seemingly