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Thorn the Beep Virus
@badbeepboy.bsky.social
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Computer virus. Very beepy, very bad. NSFW 18+ profile! | Version 3.2 (age 32) | He/Him/It | https://linktr.ee/badbeepboy
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badbeepboy.bsky.social
Oops Intoxicator was defeated and enslaved by E:\KL1P53 and now works as a field operative for Redslash Cybergroup. At least he gets a cool new suit he's forced to wear!

Commissioned from @nx42.bsky.social
A fake advertisement for Redslash Cybergroup, a fictional hacking-as-a-service company. Along with the company logo it shows a front and back view of a supervillain in a skintight black suit with slashes of red coloring and a large white jacket and boots. The ad copy at the top of the picture reads - "Even in an increasingly digitized world, we at Redslash Cybergroup know that many cyberattacks still require physical infiltration. Now, for the most challenging and vital operations, we offer an unprecedented tool - out own hi-tech supervillain for hire. Meet BACK:\SLASH." An info box on the left side of the ad reads - "BACK:\SLASH Features: -Super strength and enhanced durability, plus sonic and chemical weapons -Advanced situational and spatial awareness with a full array of sensors and scanners -An onboard supercomputer with Redslash's unmatched suite of hacking tools and techniques -Priority mission support from the Redslash Cybergroup team -An experienced, intelligent organic operator inside the suit - not a synthetic that can malfunction or be counter-hacked -Full dedication and loyalty to Redslash and to our clients' approved operations - guaranteed -Rates negotiated per operation" Finally, a bar at the bottom of the ad image reads- "BACK:\SLASH - The ultimate hacker-for-hire"
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Nice

Everyone go to the theatre this weekend to get 69'd by the yautja
Metacritic screenshot showing the current score for 'Predator: Badlands' is 69 out of 100
November 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
I’m watching a video about how someone got trapped under this stegosaurus statue in Spain and I can’t get over how in the first picture they show of it it’s got a pink cock & balls doodled on it
Photo of a large stegosaurus statue with graffiti of a cock and balls drawn onto its side
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Here it is! Meet Cache, a sentient AI supervillain who had a brief run of seven months in the Captain America comics back in 2000-2001! I couldn't find ANY fanart of this guy so I might be the first!

I'm gonna do a render series of me fighting him - and YOU get to pick the winner! More in reply!
October 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Expose urselvs, who here wants to be one of Mr. Wolf's car pedals?
A screenshot from 'The Bad Guys 2' shot from behind the gas and brake pedals of Mr. Wolf's sports car, looking up at his from under his feet.
October 18, 2025 at 11:01 AM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Hey cool thanks! Here is Me, the Bad Beep Boy!
October 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Mkay~
September 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
My sona/main character, Thorn! A sentient kinky computer virus who loves to be a literal cyberbully. Fuck up your tech, wreck it or take control, spread through all your networks and contacts. He can even pop out into the real world as a hard-light hologram body!

Great pic by @bopes.bsky.social
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
LRP: Here's the hacked computer screen I did for the second frame!

Made up a character on the spot for it and had a lot of fun giving him corny jokes to taunt with!
September 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
…the Zord cockpit not so much lol
Behind the scenes photo of the Power Rangers Ninja Kidz collab showing the Megazord cockpit set, which is just a bland, square, featureless gray room with essentially no decoration aside from a single small globe-shaped light in each Ranger’s color in front of their seat. Instead of elaborate control consoles, the Rangers are sitting in front of flat, ordinary desks with undecorated generic video game joysticks on them.
September 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Hahaha the Lord Zedd costume for the Power Rangers / Ninja Kidz collab looks better than the suit from the last three seasons of the actual show. Wild.
Behind the scenes photo of Lord Zedd on his throne from the upcoming officially licensed collaboration project between Power Rangers and the Ninja Kidz YouTube channel
September 5, 2025 at 7:35 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Pretty impressive tbh
August 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
A commission from @nx42.bsky.social that I did extra work on with the displays and dialogue! Intoxicator is my character, E:/KL1P53 and Tauristeus belong to the artist.

See the threaded replies for the little mini story!
A masked hacker, E:/KL1P53, sits in his room at home, complete with a fish tank and a Rambley Raccoon plush. He's typing away at the keyboard looking at holographic displays in front of him. Speaking to himself, he says: "It's been a month and Intoxicator still hasn't detected my trojan... pathetic. I've got checkmate, and he doesn't even know we're playing. And his base's defenses are on the same network? He's begging for this..." The supervillain and hacker Intoxicator is shown in silhouette standing at his control console, looking at the muliple screens of his supercomputer in his secret lair. The big main central screen shows the avatar of Tauristeus, a trojan horse malware program depicted as a buff red centaur with a mane and tail made of flames and a white mask over his face. He's holding a large weapon like a fork or double-pointed spear. Behind Tauristeus on the screen are various error messages showing that Intoxicator's security programs have been terminated. The smaller screens on either side of the big one show the logo of E:/KL1P53's hacker collective, Redslash Cybergroup, superimposed over the various programs Intoxicator had been running. Intoxicator and Tauristeus are exchanging dialogue as follows: Tauristeus - "Behold, unworthy one! You witness the debut of the most advanced malware in history!" Intoxicator - "What!? A trojan horse? Where did - HOW did this-" Tauristeus - "Weeks of sabotage, and yet your security issued no challenge! It is far too late to fight back now!" Intoxicator - "No way! Those loser sell-outs at REDSLASH can't really have beaten me! B-but I- I can't do... NOTHING IS WORKING!" Tauristeus - "Yes, Intoxicator! Despair helplessly as your system is conquered and razed by TAURISTEUS!" The image mainly shows Intoxicator's supercomputer screens. On the main screen is a video chat window showing E:/KL1P53 taunting him. In the background on the main screen are various pop-ups showing the progress of file transfers as E:/KL1P53 steals the data off of Intoxicator's storage drives. One other window is an alert about the risk of sensitive data being stolen giving the option to eject a top-secret hard drive, but the "No" option in the window is highlighted and a tiny Tauristeus avatar is stomping on and crushing the window. The screens on either side are mostly filled with blue screens of death as the system crashes, but one is a hardware monitoring screen showing that all of the hardware is dangerously overheating. The entire room is also filling with thick green gas, and high-intensity sound waves are being fired into the room as well, making it almost impossible to see or hear. Despite the fact that Intoxicator probably can't hear him, E:/KL1P53 is addressing him over the video chat with the following dialogue: "Thanks for all the sensitive data, Tox... Don't worry, I made sure the transfers will be finished before your computer hardware overheats itself into slag. Nice lair defense system, by the way... I'm such a fan, I just had to give it a test run for myself!" In the corner of the image is an insert panel showing Intoxicator trying to hit a large red button on his control console labeled "Emergency Stop," but missing because the gas is obscuring it from view. He's covering one ear with his other hand, obviously frustrated and in pain. He's shouting to himself: "G-gotta... cut the power - AAAUUGHH!" Intoxicator, despite it all, also has an obvious erection in his tight supersuit.
August 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Do these two count as celebrities…?
August 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Hell yeah had a sighting of Borbo this morning. We’re under a heat advisory so he is understandably less fluffed up and ball shaped but he is still a chirpy chonker
Low-quality photograph of Borbo, a chubby house sparrow Another low-quality photograph of Borbo, a chubby house sparrow
July 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
@apollojay89.bsky.social

Thanks for visiting, enjoy your snack
Photograph of a bluejay standing on a deck railing Photograph of the same bluejay on the same railing, now facing the opposite direction with a large seed in its beak
July 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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June 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
The mind is such a weird thing… I am developing an emotional attachment to this wild sparrow that is unaware of my existence entirely because I see him out the window sometimes, he’s fat, he chirps a lot, and I think that’s cute. I’ll actually be sad when he stops showing up…
A grainy photograph of Borbo, an unusually chubby and round male house sparrow.
June 27, 2025 at 8:38 AM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
For comic accuracy natch
June 16, 2025 at 8:03 AM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Lost media enthusiasts finally managed to capture and preserve this screenshot from the PS1 game I was in. Unfortunately and predictably, all attempts to back up the full game from disc have ended badly...

Comm from @thatdarncheshire.bsky.social with some of the textures redone by me!
A fake screenshot of a low-resolution, low polygon count PS1 game, itself simulating a Windows 95 computer screen infected by a green humanoid computer virus. The desktop wallpaper is partially torn, revealing binary code underneat. Error symbols and pop-ups cover much of the screen along with the virus' iconography. The virus himself sits triumphantly atop a digital globe, lightning-like energy radiating out from it. The same as the first image, but rendered in full HD as if running on an emulator.
June 2, 2025 at 5:46 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Okay thanks!
May 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
Sure sure! Thank you and congrats!
May 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
With the forbidden magics I have learned to summon a most formidable familiar, the legendary Borbo the Rotund
A grainy zoomed-in photograph of an exceptionally round, fat house sparrow A second photograph of the hefty house sparrow, perched quite precariously on the edge of a railing
May 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
badbeepboy.bsky.social
A reminder that Ultron canonically has a nice ass in the comics
Unmodified image from a recent issue of ‘West Coast Avengers’ showing Ultron from the back. Jr had a very defined posterior.
May 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM